My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be, 我最后的女朋友不喜欢我以为她可能是，

Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me, 最有可能的堤坝，她只是没有我兴奋，

Lefty? Yeah but that was alright, 左撇子？是的，但是这是正常的，

She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright, 她比太阳更热，但她只是没那么亮，

My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony, 我的错她比麻风病人更酥，

I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company, 我认为，一个木制的晒衣夹本来好多公司，

Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky, 屁股像驴表演质朴送给她​​的“L” ，现在她是一个奴才，

So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys, 所以，我对她的爱死亡速度比一批海猴，

Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word, 早起的鸟儿有虫传播你的腿或口耳相传，

So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd, 那么，如果我不是最聪明的花生中的粪，

I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color, 我白肚里的一切，但我可以进来任何颜色，

And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother, 而我在寻找那让我想起我的母亲我的那种女孩，

But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy, 但很难找到一个毒蛇一个女孩纹身在她的tushy ，

And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? 有多少女孩，你知道可以用自己的pussies吹口琴？

Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee, 喜欢他们的人很容易，热，甜如水稻Krispie治疗，哎呀，

You know what I really want in a girl? Me, 你知道我真正想要的女孩吗？我，

   

I need to find a new vagina, 我需要找到一个新的阴道，

Any kind of new vagina, 任何一种新的阴道，

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina, 很难韵字状的阴道，

Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina, 卡尔文克莱恩？一种北卡罗来纳，

   

Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt, 女人都喜欢狗，斗，听着我，不要打断，

It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up, 这只是旧的，他们是他们更容易得到回升，

I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters, 我想填补代沟从她的椽子清理蜘蛛网，

Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture, 老母鸡宁愿放出来不是被放出来的牧场，

No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese, 无年龄只是没有压力表我喜欢我的女生喜欢我的奶酪

Preferably for me fat-free American singles only, 最好是只有我无脂的美国单打，

I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner, 我想我的下一个小妞厌食症，获胜者是越薄，

Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner, 不必带她瘦屁股看上晚餐，

Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat, 像时时乐，她得到了一个牛肉，我们会闲聊，

If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap, 如果我忘了把座位了，我可以忍受她的废话，

Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough, 让她骂和破解鞭，但不是在床上，我不玩粗糙，

No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up, 不，我不能拴住一个女孩要我绑起来，

Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane Garafolo, 刚独立的像NOFX ，聪明得像杰妮加洛菲Garafolo ，

She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know, 她会用大词来取笑我，这样我就永远不知道，

Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee, 赠送的杜威十进制系统对我她所有的智慧，哎呀，

You know what I really want in a girl? Me, 你知道我真正想要的女孩吗？我，

   

I need to find a new vagina, 我需要找到一个新的阴道，

Any kind of new vagina, 任何一种新的阴道，

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina, 很难韵字状的阴道，

Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina, 凯文·克莱恩？一种南卡罗来纳州，

Vagina vagina vagina vagina, 阴道阴道阴道阴道，

Vagina vagina vagina vagina. 阴道阴道阴道阴道。