Well, I was out at the Long Branch, and I was talkin’ to this girl. 嗯，我正在外面，龙科，我是在说这个女孩。

And every hound dog in the joint was sniffing around her. 在共同每猎犬的狗嗅她的身边。

I was playing it slow and cool, being the gentleman that I am. 我在玩它缓慢而冷静，是我是君子。

   

Well, then this grease ball with long black slick back hair 好了，那么这个油脂球长黑光滑的背毛

Struts right up to her like I wasn’t even standing there. 支柱一直到她就像我连站在那里。

He looks her up and down and cocks his eyebrow and he says, "Baby, damn." 他看着她上下旋塞他的眉，他说， “宝贝，该死的。 ”

   

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How do you get in those jeans? 你如何在这些牛仔裤得到什么呢？

Mercy you looking fine. 怜悯你看起来很不错。

How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do I? 你如何在这些牛仔裤宝宝获得，并告诉我我该怎么办？

   

She looked at him and smiled and said I thought you’d never ask. 她看着他，笑了，说我以为你不会问。

He looked at me and said that’s how that’s done son, just like that. 他看着我，说这是怎么说的做了儿子，就这样。

I wanted to be mad at him, but to tell you the truth I was really kinda impressed. 我想是生他的气，而是要告诉你实话我真的有点感动。

   

He said you might get slapped 9 times out of 10, 他说，你可能会被掌掴9次了10年，

but there’s always one that wants a little B.S. kinda man. 但总有一个要一点点学士学位还挺男人。

So I walked up to the next girl I saw who wasn’t wearing a dress, and I leaned in and said. 于是，我就到下一个女孩，我看到没有穿一件衣服谁，我凑近说。

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

How do you get in those jeans? 你如何在这些牛仔裤得到什么呢？

Mercy you looking fine. 怜悯你看起来很不错。

How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do I? (I sure did) 你如何在这些牛仔裤宝宝获得，并告诉我我该怎么办？ （我当然没有）

   

Well, I woke up later in a hospital bed, with a half-pound of gauze wrapped around my sore head. 嗯，我在医院的病床上醒来时后，用半磅纱布缠在我的脑袋疼。

Some of my teeth were gone, and I was drinking mashed taters through a straw. 我的一些牙齿都不见了，我喝用吸管泥taters 。

   

You see, uh, turns out the girl that I propositioned had man, with a chip on his shoulder and blunt object in his hand, 你看，嗯，原来我propositioned过的人，在他的手放在他的肩膀上的芯片和钝器的女孩，

who proceeded to express his disapproval of the lines that I crossed. 谁接着表达了自己的，我越过了线的不满。

   

Well, the told me I could leave, so I put my clothes back on. 好了，告诉我，我可以离开，所以我把我的衣服回去。

I stumbled past the waiting room just minding my own. 我迷迷糊糊过去候车室只在意我自己的。

And then this over nourished night nurse, from out of nowhere comes up to me and she says, "Excuse me sir, but um…" 然后这种过度滋养夜班护士，从哪儿冒出来了，我和她说， “对不起，先生，但是，恩......”

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

How do you get in those jeans? 你如何在这些牛仔裤得到什么呢？

Mercy you looking fine. 怜悯你看起来很不错。

How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do I? 你如何在这些牛仔裤宝宝获得，并告诉我我该怎么办？

   

Uh, well um I guess I did need a ride home. 呃，好吧嗯我想我确实需要搭车回家。

I gotta tell myself it was the right thing to do. 我得告诉自己这是正确的事情。

Don’t judge me. 不要评判我。