I need to go shopping 我需要去购物

These shoes are all wrong 这些鞋都是错的

Just look in my closet 只是看在我的衣柜里

Not a thing to put on 不顺心的事情提上

I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind 我不知道这些牛仔裤怎么让我看从后面

Things that never cross a man's mind 事情，从来没有穿过男人的心思

   

Lets turn off the TV 让我们关掉电视

Now can't we just talk 现在，我们不能只是说说而已

Lets lay here and cuddle 让我们躺在这里拥抱

Till we both drift off 直到我们都昏昏

If we don't make love 如果我们不做爱

That'll be just fine 这会就好了

Things that never cross a man's mind 事情，从来没有穿过男人的心思

   

That joke is too dirty 这笑话太肮脏

This steak is too thick 这牛排太厚

Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it 是不是没有办法在这个世界上我到底能不能完成它

That car is too fast 那车太快

This beer is too cold 这种啤酒是太冷

And watching all this football is sure getting old 而看着这一切的足球是肯定变老

Wish I was working this weekend 希望我的工作在本周末

Not on the lake threading my line 不是在湖面上穿线我行

Things that never cross a man's mind 事情，从来没有穿过男人的心思

   

Her lips are too red 她的双唇过于鲜红

Her skirt is too tight 她的裙子太紧

Her legs are too long 她的腿太长

And her heels are too high 而她的高跟鞋太高

Boy, she looks like the marrying kind 男孩，她看起来像那种结婚

Things that never cross a man's mind 事情，从来没有穿过男人的心思

   

That joke is too dirty 这笑话太肮脏

This steak is too thick 这牛排太厚

Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it 是不是没有办法在这个世界上我到底能不能完成它

That car is too fast 那车太快

This beer is too cold 这种啤酒是太冷

And watching all this football is sure getting old 而看着这一切的足球是肯定变老

Wish I was working this weekend 希望我的工作在本周末

Not on the lake threading my line 不是在湖面上穿线我行

Things that never cross a man's mind 事情，从来没有穿过男人的心思

   

I feel a little bloated 我觉得有点臃肿

I think I'm fixing to start 我想我固定到开始

That movie was good except for the violent parts 那部电影是不错的，除了暴力零件

Brad Pitt is sexy 布拉德·皮特的性感

Why did he change his hair 他为什么要改变自己的发型

I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer 我知道他和珍妮从未有过的祈祷

These curtains clash with the carpet 这些冲突的窗帘与地毯

The color scheme is a crime 配色方案是一种犯罪行为

Things that never cross a man's mind 事情，从来没有穿过男人的心思

Things that never cross a man's mind 事情，从来没有穿过男人的心思