[Too $hort:] [太$园艺： ]

These are the tales 这些都是故事

These are the tales that I tell so well 这些是我知道的这么好故事

(tune in to the history channel) （收听历史频道）

These are the tales (learn a lesson biatch) 这些都是故事（引以为戒biatch ）

These are the tales that I tell so well (Short Dog) 这些是我知道的这么好故事（短狗）

I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long long time 我在想回来的路上，这是一段很长很长的时间

In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme 1980年，我写了我的第一韵

I like to spit a lot of game 我喜欢吐了很多游戏

But back then, I was just sayin' my name 但在当时，我只是在说我的名字

I had a record player, on my stereo 我有一个电唱机，在我的音响

Got down on my knees with my radio 得到了我的膝盖和我的电台

From Oakland California with some new shit 来自美国加州奥克兰的一些新的粪

I'm Sir Too $hort I'm bout to do this 我先生太$园艺我就要做到这一点

In 1981, that's where it all begun 1981年，这就是这一切开始

We do it for the money we don't rap for fun 我们做了我们不为说唱乐的钱

Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too $hort and Freddy B 五dolla的FO “的磁带，太$园艺和Freddy乙

Money in my pocket's all I ever need 钱在我口袋里的一切我所需要的

It was me, Fred B, and Freddy Brack 是我，弗雷德B和弗雷迪布拉克

Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat 浸胶布道枝那么我们熏他们PHAT

While we rapped about the bitches and all the ho's 虽然我们厉声对母犬和所有议员的

Can't be in the hole tryin' to ball without vogues 不能在孔难以释怀的球没有vogues

In '82 you was in the game 在82年，你在比赛中

With a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang 随着猎鹰，美洲豹或野马

Me and Freddy B used to hit the turfs 我和弗雷迪B中打草皮

With a bag of tapes puttin in work, Biatch 在工作中有一袋磁带puttin ， Biatch

In '83 you hit a house party 在83你打一个家庭聚会

A dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink à dolla “让你在和一个dolla 为喝一杯

I'm on the turntable smokin' get-right 我在转盘戒掉让右

And at mid-night I'll be rappin' on the mic 而在午夜，我会在麦克风被说唱

I did the same thang, for the next two years 我做同样的胜，在未来两年

That's why they say my name, when I come through here 这就是为什么他们说我的名字，我来的时候经过这里

When I was 16, I want'd to be a mack 当我16岁，我wantd是一个麦克

I went to Fremont High with Lil' D and Black 我去弗里蒙特高配莉儿D和黑色

Young ballers in the town livin' real phat 在镇活着真柏扬ballers

Never had the sack but I smoked a little crack 从未有过的麻袋，但我吸一点点裂缝

Crushed up in the weed, we call em bass rock Caddies 碎了的杂草，我们称之为EM低音摇滚球童

Goin' on them grimmies make them ho's call me daddy 他们要去grimmies让他们豪的叫我爸爸

   

[Hook:] [钩： ]

These are the tales, these are the tales that I tell so well 这些都是故事，这些都是我跟这么好故事

These are the tales, these are the tales that I tell so well 这些都是故事，这些都是我跟这么好故事

   

[Too $hort:] [太$园艺： ]

It's been 15 years since that shit happened 它已经15年的那些事发生

But Too $hort don't stop rappin' 但太$园艺不停止说唱

In '85, I was on the right page 在85年，我是在右侧页面

Ten thousand niggaz, $hort live on stage 一万兄弟们， $园艺活在舞台上

Underground tapes was all they ever heard 地下磁带被他们所听过

But the whole crowd sang along with me word for word 但整个人群中引吭高歌，与字我字

And that changed everything 而这改变了一切

Went to Seventy Five Girls and hooked up with Dean 来到七十五个女子和迷上了院长

Real player-ism and that's no joke 真正的球员主义而这可不是闹着玩的

Snort a lot of coke with ho's that like to smoke Snort的很多焦炭与浩就这么喜欢抽烟

I was makin' records but wasn't makin' money 我是金的记录，但没有这回事“的钱

You can take it seriously or you can think its funny 你可以把它当回事，或者你可以认为它有趣

By '87, I was on my own, started Dangerous Music 通过87年，我对我自己，开始危险音乐

And I made the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales" 和我做了这首“这些都是传说，奇特的故事”

No radio or video or CD sales 没有录音或录像或CD销售

Six platinums in a row Ice Cube and Cool J 六铂类一排冰块和Cool J与

Who else did that shit? $hort Dog from the Bay 还有谁做了那些事？ $园艺狗从海湾

These ho's try to play it safe 这些豪的尝试，以发挥它的安全

But I been mackin' hard since eighty-eight 但我因为88是麦金硬

And from eighty-nine to ninety-six 从八九至96

I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch 我是上的麦克风说话“说唱狗屎婊子

I'll retire 10 times and I'll still be here 我要退休了10次，我还会在这里

My old records sell about a half a mil' a year 我的旧记录出售约半万“一年

I say "bitch get naked" so pimpishly 我说“婊子脱光”，让pimpishly

Spit rhymes through decades and centuries 吐韵，通过几十年，几百年

And bitches just love my dirty mouth 和母狗只是爱我的脏口

When I see you again I'ma cuss you out, BIATCH! 当我再见到你我是你坏话了， BIATCH ！

That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit 这是我的礼物，现在你让说唱说的那些事

I wont sue you, but that's the trademark 我不会告你，但是这是商标

I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park lil' nigga 我是一个成年男人的屁股，当你被弹了在公园律黑鬼

   

[Hook] [钩]

   

[Too $hort:] [太$园艺： ]

Now I'm in Atlanta I still love the O 现在，我在亚特兰大我依然爱将O

I gave you my bitch but you can't have my flow 我给你我的母狗，但你不能有我流

I guest appeared on 47 albums ì客人出现在47张专辑

Fuck McDonalds and fuck Calvin 麦当劳他妈的他妈的卡尔文

I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New York 我得到的钱埃里克讲道，当我在纽约

I get respect, they call me Too $hort 我得到尊重，他们叫我太$园艺

I live swell in A.T.L. cause I'm a player 我住大浪A.T.L.因为我是一个球员

We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater 我们他妈的海拉豪的位于X家迪凯特它是更大

You know how we ride 你知道我们怎么骑

I got love for all niggaz from the EastSide 我得到的爱从东区所有的兄弟们

It was me, Ant Banks and Shorty B 这是我的，蚂蚁银行和矮个子乙

All we need to do is find my nigga PeeWee 所有我们需要做的就是找到我的兄弟们PeeWee

We used to be on Murdel Street makin' funky songs 我们曾经在Murdel街金时髦歌曲

If you see him tell him Short said its back on 如果你看到他跟他简短表示，其回

Lets get this money, midwest down South 让我们得到这笔钱，中西部去南方

East coast West coast ride out, BIATCH 东海岸西海岸度过， BIATCH

   

[Too $hort talking over Hook] [太$园艺谈论过钩]

That's my gift to rap, you can have that word 这是我的礼物，说唱，你可以有一个字

Say bitch all you want, all you regular fake ass niggas 说婊子你想要的，你经常假屁股黑鬼

You finally get to have Too $hort's bitch, trick 你终于可以有太多$园艺的母狗，招

   

[Hook] [钩]