I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway. 我不喜欢打扫，但我的妈妈让我反正。

She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today." 她说， “我已经厌倦了这种废话，小子你今天要去打扫房子。 ”

She said, "I'ma go to the store and when I come home it betta be done." 她说， “我是去商店，当我回家就斗鱼来完成。 ”

I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma pick my shit up one by one." 我说：“没问题，麻，我是接我的狗屎一个接一个。 ”

   

When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said. 当她走出门，我开始洗洁就像她说。

The only problem is I am easily distracted. 唯一的问题是，我很容易分心。

I started cleaning shit 'til something shiny caught my eye... 我开始打扫狗屎，直到闪亮的东西引起了我的眼睛......

it was a plastic square with dimensions of 3.5. 它是用3.5尺寸的塑料方形。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Baw. BAW 。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Oww. OWW 。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Aow. AOW 。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Click. 点击。

   

Next thing I knew, door flew right open, 接下来的事情我知道，门突然开权，

she came in with groceries. 她端着杂货。

Oh no all I did was sing this song, 哦，不，我所做的就是唱这首歌，

maybe I have ADD. 也许我有加。

   

She pointed fervently at all the mess 她指出热切所有的烂摊子

her eyes ablaze. 她的眼睛闪亮。

But then she froze right there 但后来，她愣在那里

when something shiny caught her gaze. 当闪亮的东西吸引了她的目光。

   

I'm sure it wasn't hard 我敢肯定这是不是很难

to see how little I had done. 看看我是如何做小。

But then she looked at me 但后来，她看了我一眼

and then we sang in unison. 然后我们唱异口同声。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Baw. BAW 。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Oww. OWW 。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Aow. AOW 。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Huah! 桦！

   

So it was we stood right there 所以这是我们站在那里

just singing that repeatedly. 只是反复的吟唱。

The only explanation is 唯一的解释是

that it was destiny. 这是命运。

   

Or maybe black magic, 或者，也许黑魔法，

but we all know that don't exist. 但我们都知道，根本不存在。

I guess I'll sing the chorus 我想我会唱合唱

one more time if you insist. 一个更多的时间，如果你坚持的话。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Baw. BAW 。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Oww. OWW 。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

Aow. AOW 。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floor, 有一个软盘在地板上，

There's a floppy disk on the flo hooaahh. 有一个软盘上的FLO hooaahh 。

   

There's a floppy disk on the floooo... 有一个软盘上的floooo ...

Wa-naw. WA-瑙。