I find numbers to be fascinating and more specifically than numbers I find statistics so...enlightening. You know, thought-provoking even. So I've gathered some here and these are all 100% true. When you leave this theatre and into the world you can check them and they will come back because they are true. So, I don't want to blow your mind or anything but maybe you'll hear one of these and go, "Whoa, I never thought of that!", you know? So, these are my statistics. 我觉得数字是迷人的，比数字更具体，我觉得这样的统计数据...启发。要知道，发人深省均匀。所以，我在这里收集了一些而这些都是100％真实。当你离开这个剧场，走向世界，你可以检查他们，他们会回来的，因为它们是真实的。所以，我不想打击你的心什么的，但也许你会听到其中的一个去， “哇，我从来没有想到这一点！ ” ，你知道吗？所以，这些都是我的统计数据。

   

Approximately 33.33% of the Jonas Brothers have diabetes. 约33.33 ％的乔纳斯兄弟中有糖尿病。

   

One in every four kids with the initials A.D.D. actually has it, and four out of four kids with the initials A.D.H.D. has an annoying, self-righteous mother who wouldn't just shut the fuck up and take her husband's last name. 其中每四个孩子的缩写A.D.D.其实有它，五分之四的四个孩子与多动症缩写有一个讨厌的，自以为是的母亲，谁也不会只是他妈的闭嘴，并把她丈夫的姓。

   

Here's a fun one. One of every fourty-four U.S. presidents can dunk. It's fucking Millard Filmoore, you racists. 这里有一个有趣的。其中每四十了四个美国总统可以扣篮。这是他妈的米勒德Filmoore ，你种族主义者。

   

The average child of Sarah Palin has 46.2 chromosomes. 佩林的平均孩子有46.2染色体。

   

Can't get angry at the numbers, you know what I mean? 不能生气的数字，你知道我的意思吗？

   

Here's a really interesting one. The average person has one fallopian tube. 这里是一个非常有趣的。一般人都有一个输卵管。

   

20% of the Jackson Five...too soon... 杰克逊五兄弟的20％ ......太快了......

   

The average penis length is 5-and-a-half inches, and finally, the average penis length of a man who Googles "average penis length" is 3-and-a-half inches. 平均阴茎长度为5和半英寸，终于，一个男人谁Google的“平均阴茎长度”的阴茎平均长度为3和半英寸。