[includes Amnerika and quote from What'd I Say (Charles) and Wooly Bully (Samudio)] [包括Amnerika和报价从我说什么了（查尔斯）和长毛欺负（ Samudio ）

   

[Ensemble: (singing)] [合奏（唱） ]

De white boy troubles! 德白人男孩的烦恼！

(White boy troubles!) （白男孩的烦恼！ ）

De white boy troubles! 德白人男孩的烦恼！

(Boy got troubles!) （男孩有麻烦！ ）

Oh what a boidennn! 哦，什么是boidennn ！

(Ooh, heavy boidennn!) （哦，重boidennn ！ ）

His car's fucked up! 他的车的性交了！

De boy got a provlem! 德男孩得到了provlem ！

She ripped up de 'polstry 她撕掉了德 polstry

(Wit de red dress on) （WIT德红裙子上）

Outa dat O-zo-mobile! 欧塔DAT O型ZO-手机！

(Tell me what I say) （告诉我我说的话）

Hafta go ta Tia-Juana now! Hafta去TA TIA-胡安娜吧！

(Mattie told Hattie) （玛蒂告诉海蒂）

He should go to BROWN MOSES, 他应该去布朗摩西

Way down in Egyppp-Lainnn! 一路下来在Egyppp - Lainnn ！

(Egyppp-Lainnn) （ Egyppp - Lainnn ）

   

[Thing-Fish: (checking off a clipboard, like a social worker)] [物 - 鱼： （检查过剪贴板，像一个社会工作者）

Looks likes y'done putty good heahh, HARRY-AS-A-BOY! I sees ya' growin' up like a weed, axmodently reproducin' YOSEFF 'n evvythang. Done found some low-rent housin' in a one-dimensional cardbode nativity box on some Italian's funt lawn . . . bunch o' crab-grass underneath de offspring fo quick 'n easy sanitatium . . . shit! Y'all provvly be savin' up fo yo first LAVA LAMP putty soon! 看起来喜欢ydone腻子好heahh ， HARRY -AS -A- BOY ！ ì看到雅安慢慢生长起来像杂草， axmodently reproducin “ YOSEFF N evvythang 。做发现在一些意大利的凡特的草坪一维cardbode降生框中键入一些廉租housin “ 。 。 。一堆O德的后代下方蟹草FO快N易sanitatium 。 。 。狗屎！你们都provvly是恩赐“了FO哟第一熔岩灯腻子很快！

   

[Harry-As-A-Boy:] [哈利 - 作为一种男孩： ]

We're incredibly happy! Even though I'm gay for business purposes, my relationship with artificial RHONDA has blossomed into something really beautiful, although I must confess to being baffled by how she got knocked up. 我们很开心的不得了！虽然我是同性恋为经营宗旨，我与人工RHONDA关系已经发展到的东西真的很漂亮，但我必须承认，在被难倒了，她得到了怎样敲了起来。

   

[Thing-Fish:] [物 - 鱼： ]

Well, if de trufe be told, it were de father o' de boy at de gas statium . . . when y'sent de ol' lady in fo' de inner-tube patchin', 'round de foth o' July. 好吧，如果去trufe被告知，它是去父亲O德男孩在德气体statium 。 。 。当ysent德醇小姐为德内管patchin ，圆德foth O七月。

   

[Harry-As-A-Boy:] [哈利 - 作为一种男孩： ]

QUENTIN? How could he be so unfaithful? I'm sure God has ways of punishing naughty little guys like that! QUENTIN ？他怎么能如此不忠？我相信上帝惩罚顽皮的小家伙这样的方式！

   

[Thing-Fish:] [物 - 鱼： ]

Mights well stop complainin', boy! De damage been done! Leastways y'all can pretend to be SOME KINDA DADDY! Yo' rubber bitch ain't gwine change no diapers! Y'said y'all was incredibly happy! Enjoy it while y'got it, boy! De shit gwine hit de fan in a minute! 不妨也停止抱怨来“ ，男孩！德伤害已经完成！至少 - 你们都可以假装有些KINDA爸爸！哟，橡胶母狗是不是gwine改变没有尿布！ Ysaid你们是开心的不得了！享受它，而ygot吧，孩子！德狗屎gwine打德迷在一分钟！

   

[Harry-As-A-Boy:] [哈利 - 作为一种男孩： ]

What? Something BAD is going to happen? 什么？什么不好的事情发生？

   

[Thing-Fish:] [物 - 鱼： ]

You figgit out . . . judgin' fum de intellectional expressium on yo' beloved's ignint face, de bitch gwine be contemplatin' A CAREER OF HER OWN! See dat? 您figgit出来。 。 。 judgin心爱的ignint面子“哟FUM德intellectional expressium ” ，德母狗gwine被contemplatin “她自己的职业生涯！见DAT ？

   

Look like she got her one good eye on a briefcase 'n a tweed spo't coat down de mall somewheres! 看起来像她得到了一个公文包“她一眼良好的用眼呐花呢spot大衣下来去商场里嘛！

   

Durin' de intromissium, few de SISTERS seen her 'tendin' a CONSCIOUSNESS RAISIN' MEETIN' over at de Hiltum! Thass right! Bitch passed up de MASH POTATOES 'n took off wit' de High School Cafeteria Butch. Durin “去intromissium ，几个姐妹去看过她的” tendin “意识葡萄干” MEETIN “过度的去Hiltum ！ Thass吧！母狗错过了去马铃薯泥N摘下智慧“去高中食堂布奇。

   

Makin' matters woise, de Italian dat be ownin' yo' nativity bungalow been wondrin' 'bouts de hanky AN' de panky 'tween you 'n dem two concrete flamingos ovuh by de steps! You been messin' wit de State Bird o' New Jersey, muthafucker! Dat kin git you five to life in dis vicinity! If you wants a little frennly advice, boy, I'd be growin' my ass up a little quicker, 'n whizz on outa heahh! 金的问题woise ，德意逸被ownin 哟耶稣诞生的平房被wondrin 较量德手帕一个德panky二层你N DEM的两个具体的火烈鸟ovuh由德步骤！您已经messin机智去国鸟O新泽西， muthafucker ！ DAT亲属的git你五的生活DIS附近！如果你想要一个小frennly咨询，男孩，我会慢慢生长我的屁股快一点， “在OUTA heahh Ñ一言为定！

   

Leave de ugly baby in de crab-grass, snatch up yo' wretched excuse fo a woman, 'n climb on up de heap! Get yo'seff a job drivin' a truck fulla string-beans to Utah! Make sumfin' out y'seff, so's y'can afode a ticket to de MAMMY NUN SHOW! Den we can piss all ovuh de adulterated wimp you gwine become, an' get de shit rollin' agin'! 离开德丑娃在去蟹草，抢夺了哟猥琐的借口FO的女人， N攀上了去堆！获取yoseff工作。开卡车芙拉字符串豆犹他！请sumfin 出来yseff ，所以是ycan afode一张票去妈咪NUN SHOW ！书房我们可以小便都ovuh德掺假窝囊废，你gwine成为一个让德狗屎罗林阿恩 ！