[Spoken] [口语]

On behalf of Dr. Timothy Leary; in association with the legions of illuminated social rejects; and as an influential administrator and creator of musical chaos in these so called "United States" I stand as a messenger of strangeness this evening in order to impress upon or at least to instruct the honorable musicians as to the methods and motives of the truly bizarre reality - The Weird Revolution. 代表蒂莫西·利瑞博士​​;在照亮社会的废品军团的关联;而作为一个有影响力的管理者在这些所谓的“美”的音乐混乱的创作者我为了打动后，或至少指示光荣音乐家的真正怪异的方法和动机作为站在陌生的使者今晚现实 - 古怪的革命。

Thomas Jefferson, cofounder and president of this normally corrupt nation said "If God is truly just I tremble for the fate of my country". 托马斯·杰斐逊创办人之一，通常这种腐败的国家和总统说：“如果上帝是真正的只是我颤抖为我的国家的命运。”

Secondly, there are some dynamics at play which I must familiarize you with. 其次，也有一些动力在起作用，我必须帮助您熟悉。

The so-called weirdos in this country stand as completely freaked out by the normal man as the normal man is completely freaked out by the weird masses reaction to him. 在这个国家所谓的变态成立的，完全吓坏了正常的人作为正常的人被奇怪的群众反应，他彻底惊呆了。

Which came first - you may ask - chicken or egg; you may ask. Well, the chicken of course; and it's time to break this weird-ass chain. 这是先 - 你可能会问 - 鸡还是先有蛋;你可能会问。嗯，当然是鸡;是时候打破这个奇怪的屁股链。

The weird masses don't want to be normalized. 怪异的群众不希望被标准化。

Weirdos want to be abnormal. 变态想为异常。

The freaks can't be formally normalized nor can we normally formalized. 怪胎不能正式归我们也不能正常形式化。

What we want is complete weirdification. 我们需要的是完整的weirdification 。

Basically, we don't want weirdness from the normal man. 基本上，我们不想从正常的男人的怪事。

We don't want to be freaked out by the normal man. 我们不希望被吓坏了的正常的男人。

We want to outfreak the normal man. 我们希望outfreak正常的男人。

The normal man entices and prostitutes and performs surgery on our weird women. 正常的男人诱惑和妓女进行手术，我们奇怪的女人。

Yes, even your brother could be a victim of his plastic fantasies. 是的，即使你哥哥可能是他的塑料幻想的牺牲品。

And if you weird out his daughter he'll plast your ass. 如果你奇怪他的女儿，他会PLAST你的屁股。

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. 什么是好鹅是良好的鹅。

Are you freaking with me? 你吓坏我了吗？

What is good for the goose is good for the gander. 什么是良好的鹅是良好的鹅。

So you can pluck out his feathers and smile because you are defending our weird women from the freaky-ass thoughts of the bug-eyed, bow-legged normal man. 这样你就可以采摘了他的羽毛和微笑，因为你是从跌破眼镜，弓腿正常的男人的怪异屁股的想法保卫怪异的女人。