Well, I was stranded on a planet, just me and Spock 嗯，我被困在一个星球上，只有我和斯波克

We met a nasty Nazi alien, he locked our asses up 我们遇到了一个讨厌的纳粹外星人，他锁定我们的驴了

We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed 我们发现水晶的大块和金属片的床

We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head! 我们做了一个移相器的激光枪，打中了他的头部！

   

Well, I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me 好吧，我站在桥上，当苏禄来找我

His eyes were full of tears, he said, "Captain, can't you see? 他说， “队长，你看不到他的眼睛里充满了泪水？

The ship is gonna blow, do something, I beseech!" 该船是要去打击，做一些事情，我求求！ “

I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach 就抓了三符段和一些口香糖，停经的核心突破口

   

And I said, 和我说，

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish 反弹引力子粒子束关闭主导流盘

That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish 这是我们做的事，小伙子，我们正在做狗屎，因为我们希望的方式

The Klingons and the Romulans they pose no threat to us 克林贡和Romulans他们对美国不构成威胁

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up 因为如果我们发现我们处于困境，我们只是做了一些狗屎

   

I know he's just a child, and most think him a twit 我知道，他只是一个孩子，大多数人认为他蠢

But Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit 但是韦斯利是主，当谈到做了一些狗屎

He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space 他是你想要与你的男人，当你在太空中走出去

Just tell him: "shut up, Wesley," if he gets in your face 只要告诉他：“闭嘴，韦斯利， ”如果他得到你的脸

   

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise 如果你是在星舰企业号的一方

And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies 而卡拉OK播放器只是普通的老和死

Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas 成立了中微子豌豆的罐内

Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knees 紧握鹰眼的遮阳板，唱成数据的膝盖

   

And I said 我说

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish 反弹引力子粒子束关闭主导流盘

That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish 这是我们做的事，小伙子，我们正在做狗屎，因为我们希望的方式

The Klingons and the Romulans they pose no threat to us 克林贡和Romulans他们对美国不构成威胁

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up 因为如果我们发现我们处于困境，我们只是做了一些狗屎

   

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place 西斯科是一个任务去无血性的地方

He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space 他游荡空间站上面Bajoran空间

The wormhole opened up and now they come from near and far 虫洞打开了，现在他们来自近及远

We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar 我们将继续豪饮，但请把回他妈的JEM-哈达尔

   

And what is with the Klingons? Remember, in the day, 什么是克林贡？请记住，在这一天，

They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lamé 他们看起来像波多黎各人，他们金光闪闪的登船穿着

Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead 现在，它们看起来像从死里复活的重金属摇滚乐队

With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads 用皮裤和卷曲的头发和龙虾在他们头上

   

And I said 我说

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish 反弹引力子粒子束关闭主导流盘

That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish 这是我们做的事，小伙子，我们正在做狗屎，因为我们希望的方式

The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us 克林贡和Romulans ，他们对美国不构成威胁

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up 因为如果我们发现我们处于困境，我们只是做了一些狗屎

   

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door 嗯，我被困在航海，在外面敲门

When suddenly it dawned on me I've seen this show before 的时候，突然就明白了我，我已经看到了这个节目之前，

Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble slightly out of phase 也许我在经略泡出相

'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space" 因为那是早在六十年代时，他们把它称为“迷失太空”

   

We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar 我们一直在寻找一种方法，使收视率飙升

So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg 因此，我们精心策划与博格的相遇

Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit 通常你会认为这将让我们进入狗屎

But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits 但是这其中有一个了不起的屁股和一组山雀可爱

   

And I said 我说

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish 反弹引力子粒子束关闭主导流盘

That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish 这是我们做的事情小伙子的样子，我们正在做狗屎，因为我们希望

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 克林贡和Romulans对美国不构成威胁

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we'll just make some shit up 因为如果我们发现我们处于困境我们只是做一些狗屎

   

Well then they got a new show 那么他们得到了一个新节目

And it's called Enterprise 而这就是所谓的企业

And it takes place a hundred years 它发生百年

Before Kirk was alive 在柯克还活着

They say that it's a prequel 他们说，这是一个前传

Or so that's what it's called 或者说，这就是它被称为

It's such a bad idea you'd swear that Lucas was involved 这是一个坏主意，你会发誓，卢卡斯被卷入

   

They have a Vulcan female 他们有一个火神女

But she's a nervous wreck 但她是个神经崩溃

Her ass is sweet as Seven's only green 她的屁股是甜的七个唯一的绿色

So what the heck 那么到底什么

They're in the past but Klingons have those lobsters on their heads 他们是在过去，但克林贡人都在他们头上的大龙虾

I'm more confused than Wesley Crusher nude in Tasha's bed 我比韦斯利破碎机更糊涂裸体在塔莎的床

   

And I say 我说

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish 反弹引力子粒子束关闭主导流盘

That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish 这是我们做的事情小伙子的样子，我们正在做狗屎，因为我们希望

The Klingons and the Romulans they pose no threat to us 克林贡和Romulans他们对美国不构成威胁

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up 因为如果我们发现我们处于困境，我们只是做了一些狗屎

   

[Bonus verse] [奖金诗]

Well it would seem a big wig up at Paramount 那么它似乎是一个大假发了派拉蒙

Must have felt the franchise was stale by all accounts 一定已经感受到了专营权陈旧所有帐户

Cause he hired J. J. Abrams to give the thing a shove 因为他聘请了JJ艾布拉姆斯给的东西一推

I feared that he would mock and mangle everything I love 我害怕他会嘲笑和裂伤的一切，我爱

   

Well I went to the movie and there much to my shock 好吧，我去了电影，有很多让我震惊

There were hunky models playing Kirk and Spock 有虎背熊腰，脚蹬型号打柯克和斯波克

Vulcan's been destroyed and the timeline has been crushed 火神的被破坏和时间表已经被粉碎

So someone tell me why I love this film so fucking much 因此，有人告诉我，为什么我爱这部电影太他妈的多

   

And I said 我说

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish 反弹引力子粒子束关闭主导流盘

That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish 这是我们做的事情小伙子的样子，我们正在做狗屎，因为我们希望

The Klingons and the Romulans they pose no threat to us 克林贡和Romulans他们对美国不构成威胁

'Cause if we find we're in a bind --we're totally screwed but never mind-- 因为如果我们发现我们处于困境--were完全搞砸，但从来没有mind--

We'll pull something out of our behinds 我们会拉出来的东西我们屁股的

What does God need with a starship? 什么是神与飞船需要什么？

We just make some shit up 我们只是做了一些狗屎