In a café 在一间咖啡馆

On the Champs-Élysées 在香榭丽舍大街

I saw a girl the other day 我看到了一个女孩的一天

I was beguiled 我被引诱

'Til I saw her smile 直到我看见她的笑容

It was a gash across her face 那是在她的脸上划开

   

Not long ago, she found that she was alone 不久前，她发现自己独自一人

So she wandered into the vaudeville show 于是，她流浪到了杂耍表演

She should've known it'd be bad, 她应该早就知道它会是坏的，

She saw the name that it had: 她看到，它有名字：

The Straight Razor Cabaret 直剃刀歌厅

The first act was a stripper 第一幕是一个脱衣舞

And the host looked like Jack the Ripper 与主机看起来像开膛手杰克

But the audience was dreary 但观众是沉闷

So he slashed them smiles from ear to ear 于是，他削减了他们微笑的合不拢嘴

   

He used a straight razor, 他用直剃刀，

'Cause he's a face-raper 因为他是一个面对面的强奸犯

And there's nothing he hates more 并没有什么，他更讨厌

Than a stick in the mud 比墨守成规

And if he tells a joke, 而且，如果他讲了个笑话，

You better laugh 'til you choke 你最好笑，直到你窒息

At the Straight Razor Cabaret 在直剃刀歌厅

   

When I went down to Camden Town 当我下楼到卡姆登镇

I saw a man reading the Bible 我看到一个人阅读圣经

I won't in haste describe his face 我不会轻率地描述他的脸

For I might be sued for libel 因为我可能会被起诉诽谤

   

Not long ago, he found that he was alone 不久前，他发现，他独自一人

So he wandered into the vaudeville show 于是，他流浪到了杂耍表演

He should've known he'd be maimed 他应该早就知道他会被打残

When he discovered the name: 当他发现名称：

The Straight Razor Cabaret 直剃刀歌厅

While a strumpet stroked a donkey 虽然strumpet抚摸驴

The host juggled five dead monkeys 主机玩弄5死猴子

But the audience was snobs 但观众是势利小人

So he took a knife right to their gobs 于是，他拿了一把刀权利的采空区

   

He used a straight razor, 他用直剃刀，

'Cause he's a face-raper 因为他是一个面对面的强奸犯

And there's nothing he hates more 并没有什么，他更讨厌

Than a stick in the mud 比墨守成规

And if he does a trick 而且，如果他做了把戏

You better laugh until you're sick 你最好笑，直到你生病

At the Straight Razor Cabaret 在直剃刀歌厅

   

They call him straight razor 他们叫他直接剃须刀

'Cause he's a face-raper, 因为他是一个面对面的强奸犯，

And there's nothing he hates more 并没有什么，他更讨厌

Than a stick in the mud 比墨守成规

If he pulls a gaffe 如果他拉失态

You better bloody up and laugh, 你最好血腥和笑，

At the Straight Razor Cabaret 在直剃刀歌厅

At the Straight Razor Cabaret 在直剃刀歌厅

At the Straight Razor Cabaret 在直剃刀歌厅