I was surprised, I was happy for a day in 1975 我很惊讶，我是幸福的一天，1975年

I was puzzled by a dream, stayed with me all day in 1995 我被一个梦疑惑，整日在1995年留在我身边

My brother had confessed that he was gay 我的哥哥已经承认他是同性恋

It took the heat off me for a while 花了高温假我一会儿

He stood up with a sailor friend 他站了一个水手朋友

Made it known upon my sisters wedding day 使得它在我姐姐结婚的日子称为

   

I got married in a rush to save a kid from being deported 我结婚急于挽救一个孩子被驱逐出境

Now she's in love 现在，她的爱情

I was so touched, I was moved to kick the crutches 我太感动了，我感动得踢拐杖

From my crippled friend 从我残缺的朋友

She was not impressed that I cured her on the Sabbath 她没有留下深刻的印象，我治好了她在安息日

So I went to confess 于是我就承认

When she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride 当她看到有趣的一面，我们推出了我的童养媳

To whisky and gin 以威士忌和杜松子酒

   

The priest in the booth had a photographic memory 在展台的祭司有一个摄影记忆

For all he had heard 对于所有他所听到的

He took all of my sins and he wrote a pocket novel called 他把我所有的罪，他写了一口袋小说叫

"The State I Am In" “国家我在”

So I gave myself to God 所以我给自己的神

There was a pregnant pause before he said ok 有一个意味深长的停顿之前，他说OK

Now I spend my day turning tables round In Marks & Spencer's 现在，我每天都在翻桌轮在Marks＆Spencer公司的

They don't seem to mind 他们似乎并不介意做

   

I gave myself to sin 我给自己跌倒

And I've been there and back again 我去过那里，然后再返回

I gave myself to Providence 我给自己普罗维登斯

The state that I am in 我在该国

   

Oh love of mine, would you condescend to help me 噢，爱我的，你会屈尊帮我

I am stupid and blind 我很愚蠢和盲目

Desperation is the Devil's work, it is the folly of a boys empty mind 绝望是魔鬼的工作，它是一个男孩空心思的愚蠢

Now I'm feeling dangerous, riding on city buses for a hobby is sad 现在，我感觉危险，骑在城市公交车的爱好是悲哀

Lead me to a living end 使我活结束

I promised that I'd entertain my crippled friend 我答应了，我会招待我的朋友打残

My crippled friend 我残缺的朋友