I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true 我要告诉你一个故事，相信我，这是真的

a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you, 一个故事你最好的希望，从来没有发生在你身上，

old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate, 老麻辣mcHaggis ，他是怎么认识他的命运，

you I can save, but for him it's too late 你我能救，但对他来说已经太晚了

   

Spicy was big, burly and strong 辣又大，身材魁梧强

his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong 他的管道是巨大的，所以是他schlong

from city to city running around 来自各地的城市与城市运行

Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds 一直在寻找小鸡在400磅

   

One night at the pub a girl caught his eye 有一天晚上在酒吧一个女孩吸引了他的眼球

big as a house, just the right size 大如房子，大小正合适

the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt 广义是巨大的，叠的剑柄

spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt 辣很快就注意到了一个隆起在他的苏格兰短裙

the piper delivered his best pick-up line 吹笛发表了他最好的回升线

thought to himself, "this beast is all mine" 心想： “这畜生都是我的”

the portly young lady could stand for no more 身材魁梧的年轻女士也代表没有更多的

grabbed his cojones and went for the door 抓住他的cojones去的大门

   

They got to her house and dimmed all the lights 他们得到了她家，并调暗所有的灯

Spicy was in for one hell of a night 辣是在一个晚上的地狱

he said that he loved her, he'd always be true 他说，他爱她，他总是为真

"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!" “但是McHaggis先生，我刚认识你！ ”

   

By now he saw double through his drunken eyes 到现在为止，他看到双通过他的眼睛喝醉

neither had looks or appropriate size 既没有长相或适当大小

he came to his senses, thought to himself, 他来到他的感觉，心想，

"At this time of night I won't find nothing else" “晚上的这个时候，我也不会觉得没有别的”

he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt, 他脱掉上衣，她抬起她的裙子，

they pulled out his unit and stared to flirt 他们掏出了他的单位，盯着调情

she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove, 她问了手套，他给了她一推，

had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day. 有宝宝McHaggis九个月，当日。

   

SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! 辣！辣！辣！辣！辣！辣！辣！辣！

   

One night at the pub a girl caught his eye 有一天晚上在酒吧一个女孩吸引了他的眼球

big as a house, just the right size 大如房子，大小正合适

the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt 广义是巨大的，叠的剑柄

spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt 辣很快就注意到了一个隆起在他的苏格兰短裙

the piper delivered his best pick-up line 吹笛发表了他最好的回升线

thought to himself, "this beast is all mine" 心想： “这畜生都是我的”

the portly young lady could stand for no more 身材魁梧的年轻女士也代表没有更多的

grabbed his cojones and went for the door 抓住他的cojones去的大门

   

Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies 三包一天，他会抽烟，直到他死了

Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy! 辣McHaggis ，一个人一个地狱！

   

I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!? 我不知道你都在谈论......和谁喝了我所有的啤酒！？