[Nate the RA:] Hey! Welcome to Mirrielees orientation. [奈特对RA ：嘿！欢迎来到Mirrielees方向。

My name's Nate, and I'll be your RA for this year. Today, 我叫内特，我会是你的RA今年。今天，

we'll be moving into our dorms and building community. 我们将移动到我们的宿舍和建筑群落。

So go get your keys from the main office, come back, and 所以还是从总公司拿到钥匙，回来了，

Get ready to meet your roommates... alright? 准备好迎接你的室友......好吗？

   

He was the roommate from Hell! 他是来自地狱的室友！

He was the roommate from Hell! 他是来自地狱的室友！

   

[MC Lars:] Satan was my roommate, so junior year was Hell [MC拉斯： ]撒旦是我的室友，所以大三的时候是地狱

He lacked social skills and had a pungent smell 他缺乏社交技巧，并有刺鼻的气味

When your roommate is the devil, it can be extremely whack 当你的室友是魔鬼，它可以是非常重击

Putting posters on the wall, of Trapt and Nickelback 把Trapt和Nickelback乐队的海报贴在墙上，

Until the break of dawn he'd be mutilating sheep 直到破晓时分，他会被残害的羊

"It's 4 a.m. Satan, can you please go to sleep?" “这是上午04点撒旦，可以请你去睡觉？ ”

I can't have girls over when the dorm smells like sterno 我不能在宿舍里闻起来像胸骨过的女孩

When did room 56 become Dante's inferno? 房间56什么时候成为但丁的地狱？

He likes death and destruction, I like radio and art, 他喜欢死亡和毁灭，我喜欢广播，艺术，

He likes holding down Christians and reading Jean Paul Sartre 他喜欢按住基督徒和阅读萨特

While I'm going to class studying my notes 虽然我要去上课了我的学习笔记

He's eating baby fetuses and sacrificing goats 他吃的宝宝胎儿和牺牲山羊

He tricks the freshman girls into eating apples 他的招数大一女生为吃苹果

Holding black masses down at the Campus Chapel 拿着黑色的群众倒在校园教堂

Should have never moved in, wish I were dead 如果从来没有搬进来，希望我已经死了

Should have found a place off campus on Craig's List instead 应该找到一个地方在校外上克雷格的名单，而不是

   

[CHORUS] [合唱]

He was the roommate from Hell. His name was Lucifer 他是来自地狱的室友。他的名字叫路西法

Someone call a priest. And bring the crucifer 有人叫牧师。并把十字花科

He was the roommate from Hell. Leaves his pitchfork in my bed 他是来自地狱的室友。离开他叉在我的床上

I'm in a satanic panic. 'Cause he is messing with my head 我在一个邪恶的恐慌。因为他是搞乱了我的头

   

[MC Chris:] Yo, pass that giant balloon of helium over here, yo. [MC克里斯： ]哟，通过氦气的巨型气球在这里哟。

[Lars:] Okay, but wait, Satan that's too much! [拉尔斯： ]好吧，别急，撒旦那是太多了！

[MC Chris:] Boy you need a bitch [MC克里斯： ]孩子，你需要一个婊子

Not my fault we're mismatched 不是我的错，我们是不匹配

You geek out over Beakman's World, 您怪胎了超过Beakman的世界，

I dig on World of WitchCraft 我掏巫术的世界

You're thinking that I'm riff raff, huffing on a dishrag 你以为我是RIFF RAFF ，吹气在抹布

I am just a player, play Slayer then I kick back 我只是一个玩家，玩杀手那我踢回

I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open 我知道我臭气硫，离开浴帘开放

I come home drunk, make crank calls 我回家的醉汉，使曲轴电话

To Queens and then Hoboken 皇后然后霍博肯

But college is like Salem, all these bitches be so smokin' 但是，大学就像是萨利姆，所有这些母狗这么戒掉

If you're thinking that I'm leaving 如果你认为我要离开

Then I'm thinking that you're jokin'! 然后，我在想，你jokin ！

I gotta share my bunk with this post-punk chump 我得这个后朋克小钱分享我的铺位

Calls this place a dump says, "You've been through all my stuff, 调用这个地方转储说：“你经历了我所有的东西，

I wish you'd go to Hell." I say, "Hey that's where I'm from!" 我希望你去地狱。 “我说， ”嘿，这就是我的故乡！ “

Blasts Death Cab and Devo he's too emo to get crunk 爆炸死亡驾驶室和泥盆他太情绪得到旷课

I was a very nice boss down in Paradise Lost 我失乐园是一个非常好的老板倒

I had very nice bling 'cause my minions mind floss 我有很漂亮的金光闪闪，因为我的奴才介意牙线

To hell with college, this is knowledge at a very high cost 管它什么大学，这是知识的一款性价比非常高

Gotta go do some blow with that ho... Kate Moss! 我得走了做何...凯特·莫斯一定的打击！

   

[REPEAT CHORUS] [重复合唱]

[MC Chris:] Lars you're causing laughter [MC克里斯： ]拉尔斯你造成的笑声

When you call yourself a rapper, dude, 当你说自己是说唱歌手，纨绔子弟，

How many Dead Milkman albums 有多少死送牛奶的相册

Are there named after you? 都是经过你那里命名？

I always got beer. I always got weed. Best roommate ever. 我总是啤酒。我总是得到了杂草。最佳室友如初。

If you'd ever ask me! 如果你曾经问我！