[Intro] [简介]

The sound is unacceptable 声音是不可接受

And, my bullshit levels are unsurpassable 而且，我的废话水平是无法超越

And uh… Next year I'mma be in your top 5 还有，嗯......明年我就要在你的前5名

And I’m definitely not talking about Myspace 而且我绝对不是在谈论的Myspace

Even though nobody uses Myspace anymore 即使没有人使用MySpace的了

Because it’s cumbersome and the music player pops out and it’s annoying 因为它是繁琐并且音乐播放器弹出，它是烦人

And uh, why’d they do that? Wait, nevermind, yo, yo, let’s get 'em 还有啊，你为什么他们这样做吗？等待，请不要介意，哟，哟，让我们时间

Tha Joker, ugh… THA小丑，唉...

   

[Verse 1] [诗歌1 ]

My name is Joker, rap name poacher 我的名字是小丑，说唱名偷猎者

I eat so much shit, I got dukey in my toaster 我吃了这么多废话，我在烤面包机有dukey

I need to run and hide beneath the ground like a gopher 我需要运行和隐藏之下像地鼠地

Either that or change my name or my career might be over 如果不是这样，我改名字或者我的职业生涯可能已经结束

I sound like I’m 10 and I’m not much older 我听起来像我是10 ，我年纪并不大

I don’t know if I could rap any slower 我不知道如果我能说唱任何慢

My punchlines are just cute little plays on words 我punchlines上的话只是可爱的小戏

And adaptations of corny internet jokes that I use to make dumb fucking 12 year olds 和老土互联网的改编开玩笑说，我用做愚蠢的他妈的12年孩子

Think that I’m a dope rapper 认为我是一个说唱歌手涂料

   

Now allow me to put an end to this shit once and for all, listen… 现在让我来结束这一切，一劳永逸，听...

   

[Verse 2] [诗歌2]

Let me show you how the real Jokerr gets down 让我告诉你真正的Jokerr怎么下来

Having trouble hearing me? Motherfucker then come a little closer 有麻烦听到我吗？娘然后再靠近一点点

Now I've been out ripping this shit since you were nothing but a little bitch 现在，我已经剥去了这个狗屎，因为你是只是一个小婊子

And I got a chipped shoulder cause I'm older 我得到了一个缺口的肩膀，因为我已经老了

And I took a whole year and a half of my life at the trademark office 我花了整整一年，我的生命的一半在商标局

Trying to get the rights to the name on lock 试图让权利在锁名称

And guess what (punk) your little stint’s over 你猜怎么着（朋克），你的小进站的过

Cause there ain't enough room in the city for the both of us 因为没有足够的空间在这个城市的我们俩

And I got a certificate hanging up that'll prove it 而我得到的证书挂起来那将证明这一点

I've been around since 2002 (bitch) 自2002年以来我一直在身边（母狗）

You were like 12 I was 8 years older 你喜欢12我8大几岁

Already ripping motherfuckers apart, already kicking 100 bars 已经翻录怎么就分开，已经踢100条

Already running the studio and getting paid 已经运行的工作室和得到报酬

When my nigga Pennywise was moving them keys you was out front slanging that lemonade 当我的兄弟们Pennywise是移动它们的键，你在出门前slanging柠檬水

   

[Verse 3] [诗歌3 ]

First off, I don't even know this fag 首先，我什至不知道这FAG

But I ain't ever heard a joke as bad 但是，我是不是听说过一个笑话一样糟糕

Bitch you ain’t rich and you ain’t a beast on the mic 婊子你并不富裕，你是不是在话筒兽

I've heard better from an open vag 我从一个开放的VAG听到更好

You get your ass kissed by your YouTube fans 你让你的屁股亲吻了自己的YouTube粉丝

Take that shit back into doo-doo land 采取狗屎回到斗斗土地

Thinking you stand a chance in a battle with a real rhymer 以为你有机会在战斗中与一个真正的rhymer

You could be the chief of the koo-koo clan 你可能是辜辜氏族的首领

Yeah (yeah, yeah) I know all about ya 是啊（是啊，是啊）我知道所有关于雅

Rhyme it slow and rhyme with swag 韵是缓慢和韵赃物

I'll crush you to bits and rip you open, like a Top Ramen bag 我暗恋你位和撕裂你开启，像顶级拉面袋

And that’d be a perfect example of them corny metaphors you use 而这会是他们的一个很好的例子，你用老土的比喻

And of course you choose my rap name bitch, Joker? You're just a normal dude 当然，你选择我的说唱名婊子，小丑？你只是一个普通的家伙

   

Tell 'em what it is Jade 告诉他们什么是翡翠

Tell 'em how you get punked when you in the ‘A’ 告诉他们你如何得到punked当你在“A”

Tell 'em how you gotta take your momma's credit card and get you a limo 告诉他们你是如何得把你妈妈的信用卡，让你一辆豪华轿车

Then try to front like you're getting paid 然后试着假装你要付

Front like you ain't been looking for a record deal for the last 3 years 面前就像你是不是一直在寻找一个唱片合约在最近3年

Ain't nobody giving you a chance 不是没有人给你一个机会

Cause you're nothing but a little kid with a little dream 因为你只是个小孩子一点点梦想

And you’re never gonna see a record company advance 而且你永远不会看到一个唱片公司提前

Cause in the event you get any bigger you might get sued 因为在事件中，你得到任何更大，你可能会被起诉

If I happen to be in a self-righteous mood 如果我碰巧是在自以为是的情绪

Cause I own the motherfucking trademark 因为我自己他妈的商标

Bitch you don't even own that cheap ass mic you use 婊子你甚至不拥有你使用廉价的屁股话筒

You're not original at all, don't pretend to be 你不是原来的所有，不要假装

You're nothing but a fraud with a gimmick 你不过是一个骗局与噱头

See you took my name, you sing like Wayne and 看你把我的名字，你唱歌像韦恩和

Well, you look like B.O.B’s mini-me 嗯，你看起来像B.O.B的小我

   

Hey, I'm a gangsta, Ah 嘿，我是一个匪帮，阿

I got swag, bitches, broads 我得到的赃物，母狗，湖区

I like smoking big cigars 我喜欢抽烟的大雪茄

Sipping on Crys’ in expensive cars 在昂贵的汽车喝着CRYS “

Ha-ha, I like weed 呵呵，我喜欢杂草

Big butts, I like thongs 大屁股，我很喜欢丁字裤

I'm a dope rapper, I got bars 我是一个涂料说唱歌手，我有条

And I use auto-tune in my songs 我使用自动调我的歌

   

And I sound like a faggot when I'm singing 我听起来像一个男同性恋者，当我唱

I’m nasally and annoying, lacking any meaning 我是鼻腔和恼人的，缺乏任何意义

I'm jacking Lil Wayne with his trendy melody 我顶律韦恩和他的时尚旋律

While I sing about standard rapper shit, how typical can I be? 虽然我唱饶舌歌手的标准狗屎，如何典型的我呢？

Well my name is Jade Harris and I think I can rap 那么我的名字叫玉哈里斯，我想我能说唱

But I'm not really that good 但我不是真的那么好

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等

   

[Hook x2] [钩X2 ]

(I’m The Real One) （我是真实的）

Well I guess it’s Here We Go, Welcome to the Show 嗯，我想这是我们开始吧，欢迎光临展会

It’s only a matter of time before the whole world knows 这只是时间的问题，全世界都知道前

(I’m The Real One) （我是真实的）

I’m back from the dungeon, and I hit the ground running 我是从牢里回来，我旗开得胜

You can hear me coming and I’m screaming… 你能听到我来了，我尖叫......

(I’m The Real One) （我是真实的）

There just ain’t enough room for the both of us homie I’m sorry but hey 那里只是没有足够的空间让我们两个亲密的对不起，但是，嘿

You know the way it goes, so… 你知道这是不言而喻的方式，所以...

(I’m The Real One) （我是真实的）

I’m taking over and I’m not doing it for fun 我接手，我不这样做的乐趣

There’s only one, homie, there’s only one… 这里只有一个，亲密的，只有一个...

   

[Outro] [尾奏]

You know what Jade? You put a face on all that bullshit that everybody’s sick off… 你知道什么玉？你把所有的废话一张脸，每个人的病了......

Wack ass little kids with almost no lyrical talent rapping about how much weed they smoke 怪人屁股几乎没有抒情说唱天赋对他们多少杂草抽烟小孩

How many bitches they pull, how much money they got 他们有多少的母狗拉，多少钱他们得到了

Knowing good and well you’re broke as fuck like everybody else… 了解好，好你分手的他妈的像其他人一样...

   

And what do I bring to the table? I bring years of perfecting the art of entertainment 什么我带来的表？我把多年的完善的娱乐艺术

Spectacle, lyricism, vocal performance, musicianship… 眼镜，抒情，人声表现能力，音乐...

You ain’t The Jokerr, you’re just another garbage ass hip hop clone 你是不是Jokerr ，你只是一个垃圾屁股嘻哈克隆

Now get off my throne chump! 现在开始我的宝座笨蛋！