(NEWS FLASH!!!) （速报！ ）

   

[scene: the press corps have descended upon the White House, a spokesperson begins to speak:] [场景：在白宫记者团已经下降，代言人开始说话了： ]

"They looked in the White House and Capitol Hill “他们看起来在白宫和国会山

They looked everywhere for Buffalo Bill 他们到处找布法罗比尔

We called every scholar, reporter, and genius 我们呼吁每一个学者，记者和天才

Has anyone seen the President's penis?" 有没有人见过总统的阴茎？ “

   

"It ain't in the Congress or Judiciary “这是不是在国会和司法机构

It ain't in the Smithsonian or that big ole library 这不是在史密森或大OLE库

an astronomer claims it was sighted on Venus 天文学家声称有人看见了金星上

Has anyone seen the President's penis?" 有没有人见过总统的阴茎？ “

   

[now the entire press corp. erupts in song:] [现在整个新闻CORP 。爆发的歌曲： ]

"THE PRESIDENT'S PENIS IS MISSING OLE'!!! “总统的阴茎缺失的OLE ！

WE SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW, EVERY NIGHT EVERYDAY 我们搜查高有低，每天晚上EVERYDAY

LORD, WON'T YOU COME DOWN AND REDEEM US 耶和华，你就不能降下来，救赎我们

HAS ANYONE SEEN THE PRESIDENT'S PENIS?" 有没有人见过总统的阴茎？ “

   

[at this point, legendary news man Walter Cronkite returns from the moon to add his commentary:] [在这一点上，传说中的新闻人沃尔特·克朗凯特从月球返回加他的评论： ]

"Now Presidents have goofed up in all kinds of ways “现在总统已经在各种方式疯玩起来

in the 80's we elected one missing his brain 在80年代，我们选出一人失踪他的大脑

George Washington caught a cold he couldn't explain 乔治·华盛顿感冒了，他无法解释

and we all know the truth about Thomas Jefferson's name"? 我们都知道托马斯·杰斐逊的姓名真相“ ？

   

[suddenly William Randolph Hurst rises from the grave and bellows out in an Orson Welles type voice:] [忽然威廉·伦道夫·赫斯特从坟墓上升，波纹管在一个奥森威尔斯类型的声音： ]

"Franklin D. Roosevelt wasn't no square “富兰克林·D·罗斯福是不是没有方

with that raging Woodrow in his wheelchair 在他的轮椅肆虐伍德罗

and all the lesbians snickered that Elenor didn't care 和所有的女同志窃笑了埃尔纳也没在意

and John Kennedy's penis was seen everywhere"? 和约翰·肯尼迪的阴茎是随处可见“ ？

   

[once again everyone breaks out in gleeful song:] [再一次打破大家在欢乐的歌： ]

"THE PRESIDENT'S PENIS IS MISSING OLE'!!! “总统的阴茎缺失的OLE ！

WE SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW EVERY NIGHT EVERY DAY 我们搜查高，低，每天晚上每一天

LORD WON'T YOU COME DOWN AND REDEEM US 耶和华你会不会降下来，救赎我们

HAS ANYONE SEEN THE PRESIDENT'S PENIS?" 有没有人见过总统的阴茎？ “

   

[the scene shifts to Sen. John Glenn, wandering pensively, somewhere in space:] [场景转到参议员约翰·格伦，在太空中游荡沉思，冥冥之中： ]

"Them outer space people would laugh if they'd seen us “他们外太空的人会笑，如果他们想看到我们

all this talk about cum-stains and oral coitus 所有这些谈论暨污渍和口腔性交

meanwhile the whole world suffers from hunger and meanness 同时，全世界饥饿和卑劣遭受

but we're more concerned with the President's penis"? 但我们更关心的是总统的阴茎“ ？