Oh if I were President 哦，如果我是总统

I'd make you realize 我让你知道

no more question's no more lies 没有更多的问题，没有更多的谎言

I'll tell you the truth looking in your eyes 我来告诉你真相看着你的眼睛

If I were President. 如果我是总统。

   

Well first and formost son Jesus Christ is the only one 以及第一和福茂的儿子耶稣基督是唯一一个

you're gonna talk to when your day begins 你会说话的一天开始时，

I'm gonna pass the law that says everyday 我要通过，说每天规律

you gotta get down on your knees and pray 你得给跪在地上祈祷

thank a man for dyin for you sins. 感谢一个人在快要枯萎了，你的罪。

   

If I were president 如果我是总统

I'd make you understand 我让你明白

Jesus is the man he's the reason that you stand 耶稣是人，他就是你站立的原因

If I were president. 如果我是总统。

   

We're gonna put the word out on the street 我们要去把这个词在街上

no more Washington D.C., 没有更多的华盛顿特区，

I'm gonna make this country big and strong 我要让这个国家的大而强

no more payin up your taxes 没有更多的婚前你的税

the capitol's in Fort Worth, Texas; 国会在得克萨斯州沃思堡;

thats the only place a house that big belongs 这就是唯一的地方，属于大房子

   

If I were president 如果我是总统

Nobody's gonna push us around, 没有人会推在我们身边，

Well nobody's gonna laugh when Jason Volet's my chief of staff 好了没有人会笑，当工作人员杰森Volet的首席

If I were president. 如果我是总统。

   

Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts 以及伊拉克男孩，你必须是坚果

your diggin yourself deeper in a rut 你陷自己更深的车辙

I got a way to end you problems soon 我有办法很快结束你的问题

Well we'll bring home every one of our boys 嗯，我们会带回家我们的每一位男生

pull out our biggest baddest toys 拿出我们最大的最不好的玩具

and blow you crazy bastards to the moon. 吹你疯了混蛋月球。

   

If I were president, 如果我是总统，

Nobody's gonna push us around 没有人会推在我们身边

If they threaten us or put us down 如果他们威胁我们或把我们失望

we'll burn their country to the ground, 我们将焚烧他们的国家在地上，

If I were president. 如果我是总统。

   

Well talk about you Osama bin Laden 好了说说你奥萨马·本·拉登

It won't be long till your name's forgotten 直到你的名字遗忘它不会很长

America's freedom is always gonna ring 美国的自由，总是会环

And you know that we wont be satisfied 而且你知道，我们不会满意

Till your hatred's dead and your people are fried 直到你的仇恨已经死了，你的人都炸

Your head's on a pole and your balls in a sling. 你的头是在杆子上，并在吊你的球。

   

If I were president 如果我是总统

If I were president 如果我是总统

Hey one thing you can't deny 嘿，有一件事你不能否认

your sorry ass is gonna die 对不起，你的屁股是怎么死的

If I was president 如果我是总统

   

Well I got one for you, Saddam Hussein 嗯，我得到了一个给你，萨达姆·侯赛因

We'll resurect General John Wayne, 我们将resurect约翰·韦恩，

and put together a very simple plan, 并组建了一个非常简单的计划，

we'll put down our 'nukes put down our guns 我们放下我们的“核武器放下我们的枪

and you and the Duke 'ul be 1-on-1 你和公爵“ UL是1对1

and he'll kick your ass if you were a man. 他会踢你的屁股，如果你是一个男人。

   

If I were president 如果我是总统

If I were president 如果我是总统

If you don't like Willie Nelson 如果你不喜欢威利·纳尔逊

you gotta go to prision 你得去prision

If I were president 如果我是总统

So cashible and make it me an' if I win the beer's free 所以cashible并使其我一个如果我赢了啤酒的自由

If I were president. 如果我是总统。