Now if a order was to come down from the Pope, 现在，如果一个命令是从教皇下来，

The Catholics ain't allowed to smoke no dope, 天主教徒是不允许抽烟涂料，

if they couldn't get high would they feel real low, 如果他们不能得到高的，他们会感到真正的低，

And Would they get pissed off down in Mexico, 并将它们会生气倒在墨西哥，

   

and if Mayor John Lindsey was to propose, 如果市长约翰·林赛是提出，

the Oh Calcutta cast had to wear clothes, 哦加尔各答铸有穿衣服，

would they still come all the way from Kokomo, 他们会仍然会一路从科科莫，

just to dig the show, 刚挖的表演，

   

What if Eldridge Cleaver was to devise a plan, 如果埃尔德里奇克利弗是制定一个计划，

For the Black Panther Party of America to be merged with the Ku Klux Klan, 对于美国的黑豹党与三K党合并，

   

And If Richard Nixon made Spiro Agnew 而如果理查德·尼克松斯皮罗·阿格纽

the new ambassador to Timbuktu, 新驻华大使廷巴克图，

if he was to do it well, do you guess 如果他把它做好，你猜

it'd improve his relationship with CBS, 它会改善他与CBS的合作关系，

   

What if Lester Maddox was to pass a law, 如果莱斯特马多克斯是通过一项法律，

that the black population of Georgia had to be moved into Arkansas, 在黑人人口格鲁吉亚不得不被转移到阿肯色州，

Aww Would it make Orval Faubus sore and start a 2 state civil war, 噢难道让欧瓦法柏斯痛，开始2州内战，

And Would they ask the government for federal aid to buy pickaxe handles and razorblades 而且他们会向政府申请联邦援助，以购买镐柄和剃须刀片

   

Bop Bop Bop Bop Bodeop Doe 波普波普波普波普Bodeop伊

Now if Martha Mitchell was to address 现在，如果玛莎·米切尔是解决

a special meeting of the SDS, SDS的特别会议，

If she told them her views on Vietnam, 如果她告诉了他们在越南她的意见，

Would they make her an honorary minuteman, 他们会不会让她的名誉民兵，

   

And if Governor Wallace was to come unglued, 如果州长华莱士是脱胶，

and run for President in 72, 而在72竞选总统，

Could he carry all of the Southern states, 难道他随身携带所有的南方各州，

with Julian Bond for a running mate, 与朱利安·邦德的竞选搭档，

   

Now if the CIA, and the IRS, and the FCC, 现在，如果美国中央情报局和美国国税局和联邦通讯委员会，

Found out that J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI owned stock in AT&T, 发现了J·埃德加·胡佛和联邦调查局拥有的股票，AT＆T ，

and the UAW, and the BNO, and the AFL and CIO, and the ICC, 与全美汽车工人联合会和BNO及劳联和CIO ，以及国际刑事法院，

and the BVDs, and the LSU and UCLA, and the OEO, and the KKK, and the PTA and the L&N, and the UPI and IBM, aww BS! 和BVDS和LSU和加州大学洛杉矶分校和OEO和KKK和PTA和的L＆ N和UPI和IBM ， AWW BS ！