(Yo I'm being serious) （哟，我是认真）

Yo, it's the wild wild west 呦，它的狂野西部

You came to the right place my man 你来对地方了我的男人

Get ready, here we go 准备好，我们开始吧

   

New Shit! 新妈的！

Welcome my friends to the old saloon 欢迎朋友们到老轿车

Everyone in town is hangin out 每个人都在镇犹豫不决了

If you got a drink, well you drink it down 如果你有喝，还有你喝了下去

Then we'll all go have sex with the whoever! 然后，我们都必须去与谁做爱！

   

Brand new! 全新！

   

Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town 水牛城比尔，我只是骑着马进城

On my horse, you betcha on a horse 在我的马，完全正确的一匹马

That's the thing in the old west times, 这是在老西时代的东西，

Everyone enjoys a good horse ride 每个人都享有良好的骑马

   

If you cheat at cards ya get thrown out! 如果你在骗卡雅被赶出！

Right out the saloon doors on your butt 右出的轿车车门上你的屁股

Go back in and buy a round of whiskey 回去买了一轮威士忌

Guess what? All is forgiven! 你猜怎么着？所有被原谅！

   

DJ LARRY! DJ拉里！

   

Well look who's here, it's Calamity Jane 好好看看谁在这里，它的灾难珍妮

And you're another guy who's probly an injun! 而你另一个男人谁是probly的印第安！

This whiskey's warm and it tastes like piss! 本威士忌的热情，它的味道像撒尿！

DJ LARRY! DJ拉里！

Oh no! My stash smells like piss! 哦，不！我的藏匿处闻起来像撒尿！

   

So that's your story, stickin to it 这就是你的故事，朵朵吧

The old wild west is no place for a lady 这位狂野的西部是一个女人没有地位

I'm the bartender, but I'm also the mayor 我是调酒师，但我也是市长

So just put that in your pipe and smoke it 所以，只要把在你的下怀它

   

DJ waaahaa! DJ waaahaa ！

   

Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas, 小蒂姆，这几乎是圣诞节，

Sure is dusty here. 当然是在这里尘土飞扬。