Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys 倒在车间的所有精灵都金玩具

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys 对于良好的外邦人女孩和好男孩外邦人

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death 当老板在破获近害怕时间半死

Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath 对他的呼吸在他手中的步枪和廉价的威士忌

From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo 从他的胡子给他的靴子，他满身弹药

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo 就像一个大胖子醉不满圣诞节期间的兰博

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, 他笑了，因为他在他的眼睛闪烁说，

"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!" “祝大家圣诞快乐 - 现在你所有的会死！ ”

   

The night Santa went crazy 夜圣诞老人疯了

The night St. Nick went insane 夜圣尼克去疯狂

Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal 意识到他一直在刚开了不公平的待遇

Something finally must have snapped in his brain 事情最终一定抢购在他的大脑

   

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it 好了，车间已经不复存在了，他决定轰炸它

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet 无处不在，你会发现丘比特和彗星的碎片

And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage 而且他绑了他的助手，他持有的精灵人质

And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage 和他磨了可怜的鲁道夫驯鹿成香肠

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger 他得到了舞者和Prancer与旧的德国鲁格

And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger 他削减了Dasher的就像弗雷迪克鲁格

And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen 他拿起一个火焰喷射器，他烤Blitzen

And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!" 他拿了一个大咬一口，说：“它的味道就像鸡肉！ ”

   

The night Santa went crazy 夜圣诞老人疯了

The night Kris Kringle went nuts 当晚克里斯林果去坚果

Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole 现在，你可以几乎不走动北极

Without steppin' in reindeer guts 如果没有驯鹿胆量垫脚

   

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I. 有国民警卫队和联邦调查局

There's a van from the Eyewitness News 有从目击者新闻一辆面包车

And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky 直升机circlin 轮在天空中

And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin' 和子弹飞翔“ ，尸体数量的RISIN ”

And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why? 大家的快要枯萎才知道，哦，圣诞老人，为什么呢？

My my my my my my 我的我的我的我的我的我

You used to be such a jolly guy 你曾经是这样一个快活的人

   

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time 是的，弗吉尼亚州，现在圣诞老人的上来的时候

In a federal prison for his infamous crime 在他的臭名昭著的犯罪联邦监狱

Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears 嘿，小朋友，现在你不要哭不再流泪

He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years 他会用在700年以上良好的行为

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous 但现在泼妇的治疗和唐纳的仍然紧张

And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service 和精灵都得到了工作的邮政服务工作

And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night 他们说第太太，她每天晚上是在手机上

With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights 与她的律师商讨电影版权

   

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy 他们是talkin 回合 - 夜圣诞老人疯了

The night St. Nicholas flipped 当晚圣尼古拉斯翻转

Broke his back for some milk and cookies 打破了他的背一些牛奶和饼干

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped 听起来好像他是累了刚开的“上当受骗

   

Wo, the night Santa went crazy 禾，晚上圣诞老人疯了

The night St. Nick went insane 夜圣尼克去疯狂

Realized he's gettin' a raw deal 认识他是刚开了不公平的待遇

Something finally must have snapped in his brain 事情最终一定抢购在他的大脑

Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain 禾，最终的东西一定是在抢购他的大脑

Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain 告诉你，事情最终一定啪......在他的大脑