"Let's meet contestant number one “让我们迎接选手排名第一

He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown 他是一个skitsofrantic ，连环杀手小丑

Who says, "woman love his sexy smile" 谁说，“女人爱他性感的微笑”

Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon 让我们来看看他的魅力将工作沙龙

Sharon, what's your question?" 沙龙，什么是你的问题吗？“

   

"Contestant number one, “号选手之一，

I believe first impressions last forever 我相信第一印象永远持续下去

So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house 因此，让我们说你要来我父母的房子

And have dinner with me and my family 和我一起吃晚饭和我的家人

Tell me what you would do to make 告诉我，你会怎样做才能让

That first impression really stick" 这第一印象真的棒“

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it 让我们来看看，嗯，好吧，我得想想

I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it 我可能会出现在晚礼服，医管局！，但我对此表示怀疑

I'd probably just show up naked like I always do 我可能只显示了赤裸裸的像我总是这样

And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" 再看看你妈妈的眼睛，告诉她， “ FUCK YOU ！ ”

Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti 快点婊子，我饿了，我闻到面条

I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" 我掐她糊涂的屁股，告诉她， “把食物准备好了！ ”

Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed 你爸爸可能会开始跳，让我生气

I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! 有我走路和胸围他在他妈的嘴唇！

It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother 这是吃饭的时候，我们听到的宽限期，从你的母亲

I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother 我拉一个四十了，倒了一些你的小兄弟

I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this 我不断地盯着你的妹妹，我会告诉你这

You know for only 13, she got some big tits 你知道只有13岁，她得到了一些大山雀

After that, your dad will try to jump again 在那之后，你的爸爸会再次尝试跳

And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin 也只有这个时候，我把40到下巴

After you mom does the dishes and the silverware 当你妈妈做的菜和银器

I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear 我干，他妈的她，直到我的螺母在我的内衣

   

"Now, let's meet contestant number two “现在，让我们迎接选手排名第二

He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak 他是一个心理变态，精神错乱， crackhead怪胎

Who works for the Dark Carnival 谁的作品为暗嘉年华

He says women call him stretch nuts 他说，女人叫他舒展坚果

Sharon, let's hear your question" 沙龙，让我们听听你的问题“

   

"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions “我喜欢一个人谁不害怕表达自己的真实情感

A man who expresses himself in his own special way 一个人谁表达自己在特殊的方式

Number two, if you fell in love with me 第二，如果你爱上了我

Exactly how would you let me know?" 究竟你会怎么让我知道？ “

   

[Shaggy 2 Dope] [沙吉2涂料]

First thing, I could never love you 第一件事，我永远也不会爱你

You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!! 你听起来像任贤齐，婊子，哟， FUCK YOU ！

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care 但如果我这样做，我可能会告诉你，我在乎

By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here 通过采取这些其他的怎么就离开这里

I'd go through your phone book and whack em all 我会去通过你的电话本和重击他们所有

And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!) 并发现号选手之一，并打破他他妈的下巴（是什么？ ）

Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay 任何人谁看了你一眼，便要付出

I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day 我会吹他妈的掘金关了一整天

I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist 我会抓住你的titties和伸展他们这样过去你的腰

Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face 让我们让他们去，看时间都涌现在你的脸

I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can 我会唱情歌给你，尽我所能

Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!! 让你赤身露体，打出这样穴居人！

When we go to the beach and walk through the sand 当我们去海滩，漫步沙滩

I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playing 我从你脸上扔了一点，说，我只是玩

As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back 当你吐出这一切了，我擦你的背

And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!! 抢你的内衣和楔形是你的屁股裂缝！

   

"Well it sounds like contestant number two “好了，它听起来就像选手排名第二

Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon 只是与灵敏度，沙龙在流动

It's a touch choice so far 这是一个触摸选择，到目前为止

Sharon, let's have your last question and 沙龙，让我们有你的最后一个问题，

See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" 看看哪一个会赢的权利，你neden “

   

"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the “好吧，如果我们在一个舞蹈俱乐部，你无论是在注意到我

same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would 同一时间。告诉我，你会怎么每次得到我的注意，会是什么

your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!" 你拿起线是什么？那么，谁是最平滑的胜利！ “

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar 好吧，首先我会向上滑动杆

And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are 告诉你，我真不敢相信你是多么他妈的胖

I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake 我想告诉大家，我喜欢你，使你的titties摇晃的方式

And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake! 如果你失去了一点体重，你会看起来像瑞奇湖！

   

[Shaggy 2 Dope] [沙吉2涂料]

Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick 他妈的，你会很快jocking我

I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick 我命令你喝一杯，我的家伙搅动它

And then to get your attention in the crowded place 然后让你的注意力，在拥挤的地方

I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face 我想简单地走了，并坚持我的坚果在你的脸上

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her 是啊，怪物与你的坚果，哟，这会得到她的

   

[Shaggy 2 Dope] [沙吉2涂料]

Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better 告诉她，是她胖，是啊，那将工作做得更好

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap 你看，你他妈的，我有一个强烈的说唱

Shit, you don't want contestant number two 妈的，你不希望选手排名第二

He's mad-whack 他是疯了，乱作一团

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

I walk into a bar and there he was 我走进一间酒吧，在那里，他是

Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it 由斗站起来，恶，试图他妈的

It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama 这是一个很大他妈的臭，驴养殖场骆驼

   

[Shaggy 2 Dope] [沙吉2涂料]

Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?! 妈耶！你准备怎么甩了你的妈妈？