The Morning After Voicemail...

New messages... Hey yo Kells this is Puff man. A yo what the fuck did y'all do to my crib last night man?! I lent you the keys for 24 fucking hours, cause y'all mother fucking nigga's got kicked out of all the hotels on the east coast. I'm trying to be a hospitable mother fucker, I lend y'all the keys I come back to my house me and my chick and there ain't no mother fucking front door man! What the fuck did y'all do with the front door man!? Then I walk in the house me and her we thirsty been out all day want some mother fucking Cîroc y'all nigga's drink up all the Cîroc. You got empty Cîroc bottles in my shit. At least throw the shits in the garbage, and then this is what takes the cake. When I was showing you the crib, you know I told you about my mother fucking Corinthian white leather couch that cost me seventy five thousand dollar's from Florance Italy. Y'all mother fuckers done tagged it up with a magic marker saying laced up! I don't know where the fuck y'all think your at, y'all like some Bob Derrick Cleavland nigga's. Man y'all gotta have a little bit of class and pay some respect, this is Corinthian leather from Florence! Somebody done wrote laced up on that shit the only thing that's about to be laced up is my foot up one of your mother fuckers asses! I'm madder than a mother fucker and I will be deducting this Corinthian seve... End of message... New messages... Ya and don't think your getting away with that shit if I can't get this, magic marker out of my seventy five thousand dollar white Corinthian imported from Florence couch. I will be making sure that shit is recoup-able mother fucker, but for real the only thing I'm really mad about is if y'all mother fuckers would of been raging this hard you could have gave a nigga a mother fucking heads up! So I could of stayed and raged with you cause if that's surely the way you rage I can't wait till I borrow your house I'm gonna burn that mother fucker down man! I'm proud of y'all mother fuckers for real this some real fly shit y'all have totally fucked my house up! LACE UP BITCH! BAD BOY! EST! A yo mother fucker bring my front door back. 新邮件......嘿哟凯尔斯这是吹牛的人。溜溜什么他妈的你们都没有做我床边，昨晚的男人？我借给你的钥匙24他妈的小时，导致你们的母亲他妈的黑鬼的人赶出所有的酒店在东海岸。我想是一个热情好客的母亲笨蛋，我借给你们等我回来我的房子我和我的小鸡钥匙，不过是没有妈妈他妈的前门人！什么他妈的你们都没有做的前门人！？然后，我走在屋子里我和她，我们渴了出去，整天想一些妈妈他妈的Cîroc你们都黑鬼的喝了所有的Cîroc 。你在我妈得了空Cîroc瓶。至少抛出妈中的垃圾，然后这是需要的蛋糕。当我向您展示了婴儿床，你知道我告诉你关于我的母亲他妈的科林斯式白色真皮沙发是花了我75000美元的Florance意大利。你们都不要脸做标记它用魔法标记句话里掺了！我不知道在哪里，他妈的你们都觉得你的，你们都喜欢一些鲍勃·德里克Cleavland黑人的。人你们都必须拥有一流的一点点付出一些尊重，这是从佛罗伦萨科林斯皮革！有人做过写了股价上的狗屎的唯一的事情，就是将要系紧了我的脚给母亲一个不要脸的驴！我不是一个母亲笨蛋茜草，我会扣除这笔科林斯塞弗结束的消息......新的消息......丫的......不要以为你就要用的那些事，如果我不能得到这个，魔法标记了我75000美元的白色科林斯从佛罗伦萨沙发上进口的。我将确保那些歌是收回，能够母亲笨蛋，但真正的唯一的事情，我真的很生气的是，如果你们不要脸的会被这汹涌的硬盘，你可以给一个黑人母亲他妈的抬起头来！所以我可以留了下来，并炸开了锅与你。因为那是当然，你愤怒，我不能等到我借你的房子我要刻录的母亲笨蛋下来的人的方式！我很自豪的你们都不要脸了真正该有的真正的苍蝇屎你们都已经完全搞砸我的房子了！蕾丝婊子！坏小子！美东时间！溜溜母亲笨蛋把我的前门回来。