At the KOC Local 313 在科威特石油公司本地313

There's a fat man standing by the soda machine 有一个胖子站在汽水机

And he knows, he knows, he knows 他知道，他知道，他知道

Life can be funny 人生可以是有趣的

   

He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on 他称发廊说把洛雷塔上

Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone 原因只是所谓的商场，说最近这家伙不见了

And I know, I know, God knows 我知道，我知道，上帝知道

We need the money 我们需要钱

   

And he's a big red cherry 他是一个很大的红樱桃

But it's hard to be merry 但很难快乐起来

When the kids are all laughing 当孩子们都笑了

Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia 说嘿它的杰里·加西亚

Ain't he cute? 是不是他可爱吗？

The man in the Santa suit 在圣诞老人衣服的人

   

And all the Moms in town bring their brats around 和城里所有的妈妈把自己周围的臭小子

And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down 他们不能坐以待毙，或保持其rootbeer下来

Now it's up, hey how 'bout that 现在就看，哎怎么回合，

It looks like a milkshake 它看起来像一个奶昔

   

Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here 现在，吉米的成年今年妈妈说快过来

Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer 圣诞老人的满身是汗，他闻起来像啤酒

And he says, kid shut your mouth 他说，孩子闭上你的嘴

You give me a headache 你给我头疼

   

And he's jolly and hairy 而且他的快乐而毛毛

But it's hard to be merry 但很难快乐起来

When the guys at the bar 当男人在酒吧

Say he looks like a fairy 说他看起来像一个童话

But he's doing it just for the loot 但他这样做只是为了掠夺

The man in the Santa suit 在圣诞老人衣服的人

   

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And he's a big red cherry 他是一个很大的红樱桃

He's jolly and hairy 他是快乐的有毛

Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care 每个人都在笑，但他并不在乎

He stays cool 他保持冷静

Ain't he cute? 是不是他可爱吗？

The man in the Santa suit 在圣诞老人衣服的人

   

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