He's never caught one spy untold 他也没有抓住过无数的谍照

He's never even caught a cold 他甚至从来没有感冒

Got his degree from Disney Land 从迪士尼乐园得到了他的学位

But he's the last of the secret agents 但他的最后一个特务

And he's my man 他是我的男人

   

He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth 他是一个给人留下深刻印象那种侦探的

He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit 他认为詹姆斯·邦德是某种套装

He's farther back than also ran 他向后超出也跑了

But he's the last of the secret agents 但他的最后一个特务

And he's my man 他是我的男人

   

He'd come in third in a two-horse race 他会来的第三次双马

I've never had to slap his face 我从来没有巴掌脸

(What a shame) （真丢脸）

But people try to understand 但人们试着去了解

He's the last of the secret agents 他是最后一个特务

And he's my man 他是我的男人

   

He's the last of the secret agents 他是最后一个特务

And he's my man 他是我的男人

He's the last of the secret agents 他是最后一个特务

And he's my man 他是我的男人