There was a king who wouldn't smile 还有谁也不会笑王

Sat on the toilet reading "The Trial." 坐在马桶上读书“审判”。

His dogs chased their tails 'round and 'round 他的狗追逐自己的尾巴团团轮

Midget cars arrived stuffed with clowns who served him quail eggs on toast 小型汽车抵达塞满了小丑谁担任他的鹌鹑蛋吐司

There was a king who never laughed 有一个国王，谁没有笑

Fell in love with a two-headed calf 爱上一个两头蛇

Filled his bath with razor blades 充满了他的浴刀片

Tattooed his arm with the ace of spades, but the grass made fun of his shoes 刺他的手臂与黑桃A ，但他的鞋子草取笑

There was king who cried and cried 有国王谁哭了，哭

Mice crawled in his shoes to die 老鼠爬在他的鞋子死

He cried so much that herds of deer gathered to lick his salty tears so the king crawled under his bed. 他哭了这么多，鹿存栏齐聚一堂，舔他的咸眼泪让国王在他的床下爬。

Like a fish at the bottom of a pail, like a cricketswallowed by a whale, 像鱼在桶的底部，像一个鲸鱼cricketswallowed ，

like a chipmunk who's chewed off his tail, the king who wouldn't smile. 就像一个花栗鼠谁的咀嚼了他的尾巴，谁也不会笑的王。