I was impressed like everyone, 我印象深刻的人一样，

When man began to fly, 当人开始飞翔，

Out of earthly regions, 走出世俗的地区，

To planets in the sky. 在天空中的行星。

With total media coverage, 总的媒体报道，

We watched the heroes land, 我们看着英雄的土地，

As ceremoniously 至于隆重

They disturbed the cosmic sand. 他们扰乱了宇宙的沙子。

   

In awe with admiration, 敬畏不已，

We listened to the talk. 我们听取了讲座。

Such pride felt they, 这种自豪感认为，

Such joy to be 这种喜悦是

Upon the moon to walk. 在月球行走。

My romantic vision shattered, 我的浪漫愿景破灭了，

When it was explained to me, 当有人向我解释，

Spacemen wear old diapers 太空人穿旧尿布

In which they shit and pee. 在他们拉屎撒尿。

   

Oh, the intergalactic laxative, 呵呵，星系间的润肠通便，

Will get you from here to there. 将让你从这里到那里。

Relieve you and believe me, 免除您相信我，

Without a worry or care. 不担心或关心。

If shitting is your problem, 如果拉屎是你的问题，

When you're out there in the stars, 当你在外面的星星，

Oh, the intergalactic laxative 呵呵，星系间的润肠通便

Will get you from here to Mars. 将让你从这里到火星。

   

They don't partake like you and I, 他们不喜欢分享你和我，

Of beefy burger mush. 魁梧的汉堡玉米粥。

Their food is specially prepared 他们的食物是专门准备的

To dissolve into slush. 溶解成烂泥。

Absorbed by multi-fibers 由多纤维吸收

In the super diaper suit, 在超级尿布西装，

Otherwise the slush would trickle 否则，雪水淌会

Down inside the boot. 羽绒服靴子内部。

   

Oh, the intergalactic laxative, 呵呵，星系间的润肠通便，

Will get you from here to there. 将让你从这里到那里。

Relieve you and believe me, 免除您相信我，

Without a worry or care. 不担心或关心。

If shitting is your problem 如果拉屎是你的问题

When you're out there in the stars, 当你在外面的星星，

Oh, the intergalactic laxative 呵呵，星系间的润肠通便

Will get you from here to Mars. 将让你从这里到火星。

   

You may well ask now what becomes 你现在可以同时问什么就

Of liquid they consume. 液体它们消耗。

A pipe is led from penis head 一个管道是从阴茎头导致

To a unit in the room. 要在房间里的设备。

The water is recirculated, 水被再循环

Filtered for re-use. 过滤后重新使用。

In case of anti-gravity - 如果反重力 -

Pee gets on the loose. 小便沾到了松动。

   

Oh, the intergalactic laxative, 呵呵，星系间的润肠通便，

Will get you from here to there. 将让你从这里到那里。

Relieve you and believe me, 免除您相信我，

Without a worry or care. 不担心或关心。

If shitting is your problem 如果拉屎是你的问题

When you're out there in the stars, 当你在外面的星星，

Oh, the intergalactic laxative 呵呵，星系间的润肠通便

Will get you from here to Mars. 将让你从这里到火星。

   

Wherever man has conquered, 只要人类已经征服，

On the quest for frontiers new, 在寻求新的前沿，

(Da da da da) （哒哒哒哒）

I'm glad that he's always had to do 我很高兴，他总是不得不做

The number one and two. 数字一和二。

It makes it all so ordinary, 它使一切都那么平凡，

Just like you and me, 就像你和我，

To know the greatest heroes, 要知道，伟大的英雄，

They had to shit and pee. 他们有拉屎撒尿。

   

The intergalactic laxative 星际通便

Will get you from here to there, 将让你从这里到那里，

For cosmic constipation 对于宇宙便秘

There's none that can compare. 有没有人能比。

If shitting is your problem 如果拉屎是你的问题

When you're out there in the stars, 当你在外面的星星，

Oh, the intergalactic laxative, 呵呵，星系间的润肠通便，

The intergalactic laxative, 星际润肠通便，

The intergalactic laxative, 星际润肠通便，

Will get you from here to Mars. 将让你从这里到火星。