I am a simple goat 我是一个简单的山羊

I live on the back of a pick-up truck 我住在一个小卡车后面

The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope 老男人把我绑在这里有一个3英尺的绳子

Am I happy he don't give a fuck 我是不是高兴，他不给他妈的

He's filled with anger, and filled with rage 他充满了愤怒，和充满了愤怒

And tells me I smell like piss 并告诉我，我闻起来像小便

His drink, Jimmy Bean 他的饮料，麦豆

His chaser, a bear 他的追逐者，熊

After that, various alcohols 此后，各种醇

That's when the beatings get so severe 这时候，殴打得如此严重

Asleep I pray he falls 睡着了，我祈祷他跌倒

But don't feel sorry for me 但是，不要为我感到遗憾

Things weren't always this bad 事情并不总是这么坏

Why, when I was a young talking goat 为什么，当我还是一个年轻的谈话山羊

The Old Man was just like my dad 这个老人就像我的爸爸

I come from the hills of Europe 我来自欧洲的山丘

That's where I met the Old Man 这就是我遇到的老人

He was lost in the woods, I gave him directions 他在树林里迷路，我给了他方向

He gave me a tuna can 他给了我一个金枪鱼罐头

Then he stopped in his tracks 然后，他在他的轨道停止

And he said, "Hey Goat! 他说， “嘿山羊！

Would you like to live with me? 你愿意和我一起住？

I've got a house with a pick-up truck 我有一所房子与皮卡车

In a place across the sea" 在隔海相望“的地方

I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family 我说：“当然，为什么不呢，我没有家庭

You seem like a nice guy" 你看起来像个好人“

So we went off to America 于是我们去了美国

The home of the apple pie 苹果派的家

On the boat, the Old Man told me 上了船，老人告诉我，

I would be a present for his wife 我会为他的妻子的礼物

"A talking goat!" he exclaimed, “会说话的山羊！ ”他感叹道，

"She'd never seen this in her life" “她从来没有见过这样在她的生活”

I felt so special! 我觉得很特别！

Well, I just couldn't believe it 好吧，我简直不敢相信

After all theses years I finally had a friend 毕竟论文里，我终于有一个朋友

He trimmed my beard 他修剪胡须

He scraped my hooves 他刮我的蹄子

I prayed it would never end 我祈祷它永远不会结束

But when we got to his house 但是，当我们到了他的家

There was no wife 有没有老婆

Only a short, short letter 只有很短，短的信

It said: "I'm leaving you for your broher 它说： “我要离开你的broher

Because he fucks me better" 因为他乱搞我好“

His eyes filled with tears of sadness 他的眼睛里充满了悲伤​​的泪水

His heart was filled with grief 他的心脏里充满了悲伤

To soothe himself he drank a pint of Old Granddad 为了安抚自己，他喝了爷爷老了一品脱

And beat me like a side of beef 打我就像牛肉面

I screamed, "Send me back to the hills of Europe!" 我尖叫着， “送我回欧洲的山丘！ ”

He just shook his head and said, "Nope! 他只是摇摇头，说： “不！

No one will ever leave me again 没有人会永远离开我了

To make sure, put on this 3-foot fucking rope." 为了确保，穿上这3英尺他妈的绳子。 “

Present day, I've been on the truck for 51 years 至今，我一直在卡车上51年

My only friend is the AM radio 我唯一的朋友是AM收音机

Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by 有时邻居孩子停止

But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw 但它总是岩石和他们扔啤酒瓶

At first they're excited to see a talking goat 起初，他们非常高兴地看到一只会说话的山羊

They gather around to hear what I have to say 他们聚集在听听我要说的

But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long 不过，我想有时候我的故事去ONT太长

So they leave and giggle I need a bidet 于是他们离开，傻笑，我需要一个浴盆

But you know there was a night that I did get off the truck 但是你知道有，我没有下车，车一晚

When the Old Man was passed out drunk 当老人被传递出去喝醉了

Three neightborhood kids took me to a rock 'n roll concert 三neightborhood孩子们把我带到一个摇滚音乐会

The kind of music, old-school funk 什么样的音乐，老派的芬克

It was the first time I got off the truck 这是我第一次下了车

The music made me lose control 音乐让我失去控制

The lead singer asked if we were having fun 主唱问我们有乐趣

I said, "Fucking crank that rock 'n roll!" 我说，“他妈的曲轴的摇滚乐！ ”

The women at the show were beautiful 这些妇女在展会上很漂亮

As they danced sexily on the soft grass 当他们性感跳舞柔软的草地上

One of them even petted my fur 其中一人甚至抚摸我的皮毛

Fuck me in the goat-ass! 他妈的我在羊屁股！

Then some long-haired guys grabbed me by the horns 然后，一些长毛的家伙抓住我的角

And threw me in the mosh pit 并把我的渊薮

They passed me around and treated me nie 他们走过我身边和我对待聂

Till I nerviously sprayed them with shit 直到我nerviously喷他们狗屎

Then the music stopped 然后，音乐停止

And everything was quite 一切都还相当

And all the rock 'n rollers started a fucking goat-riot 和所有的摇滚辊开始他妈的山羊骚乱

Kill the goat! 杀羊！

Kill the goat! 杀羊！

Kill the goat! 杀羊！

Kill the goat! 杀羊！

They chased me under the bleachers 他们追我下看台

They chased me onto the street 他们追我走上街头

They chased me into an alley 他们追我进一条小巷

And said I was a dead fucking goat meat 并说我是一个死他妈的羊肉

But then I saw a sight 但后来我看到眼前的景象

That I never thought I'd see 我从来没有想过我会看到

The Old Man swinging his hickory stick 老男人挥舞着棍子山核桃

But he wasn't swinging at me 不过他并没有摆在我

"Fuck you, pot-smoking turkeys! “去你妈的，锅吸烟火鸡！

Don't you press your luck!" 你不按你的运气！ “

The long hairs ran away screaming 长头发跑了尖叫

As I scrambled onto the truck 我炒上卡车

When we got home, the Old Man said, 我们到家时，老人说，

"Goat, you broke the sacred law “喜羊羊，你打破了神圣的法律

No! Please! Sorry! Shit! 不！拜托！对不起！妈的！

I'll let it go this time, but if you leave again 我会放手这段时间，但如果你再离开

I'll break your fucking jaw!" 我会打破你他妈的下巴！ “

Super! Great! Okay! 超强！太好了！好！

"Thank you Old Man, for saving my life “谢谢你老头，救了我的生活

Thank you again and again 一次又一次，谢谢

You could have let them barbeque me, 你应该让他们烤排骨我，

But you acted like a friend" 但是你们的行动，喜欢的朋友“

"I'm not your friend, I don't even like you “我不是你的朋友，我什至不喜欢你

I'm just not drunk," he said 我只是没有喝醉，“他说

To prove his point, he drank a bottle of grain alcohol 为了证明自己的观点，他喝了一瓶谷物酒精

And beat the fucking shit out of my tailbone 又打了臭狗屎我的尾骨

And I'll probably never walk straight again 我可能永远不会走直线再

I guess you'd call me a scapegoat 我猜你会骂我是替罪羊

A punching bag for the Old Man to mock 出气筒为老人嘲笑

Just because his wife left him 只是因为他的妻子离开了他

For his brother's abnormally large cock 对于弟弟的异常大公鸡

He could have been my buddy 他本来是我的好友

But instead he's a crazy old fuck 但他却是一个疯狂的老他妈的

And, once again, I go to sleep in my eternal home 并再次，我走在我永远的家睡觉

The back of the pick-up truck 在皮卡车的后

Goodnight, Old Man! 晚安，老头！

Yeah, goodnight Goat! 是啊，晚安羊羊！