[ADAM:] I am a simple goat. [ ADAM ： ]我是一个简单的山羊。

I live on the back of a pick-up truck. 我住在一个小卡车后面。

The Old Man tied me here with a 3 ft. rope. 老男人把我绑在这里了3英尺绳子。

Am I happy? 我是快乐的？

He don't give a fuck. 他不给他妈的。

[OLD MAN:] Hey goat! [老头：嘿山羊！

I'm gonna beat your head in with the hickory stick! 我要与山核桃棒敲打你的头！

[ADAM:] Sometimes he uses his fists-a. [ ADAM ： ]有时，他用他的拳头-A 。

He's filled with anger and filled with rage, 他充满了愤怒，充满了愤怒，

and tells me I smell like piss-a. 并告诉我，我闻起来像小便-A 。

His drink, Jimmy Beam. 他的饮料，麦束。

His chaser, a beer. 他的追逐者，一个啤酒。

After that, various alchohols. 此后，各种alchohols 。

That's when the beatings get so severe, 这时候的殴打变得这么严重，

I sleep, 我睡觉，

I pray he falls. 我祈祷他跌倒。

But don't feel sorry for me. 但是，不要为我感到遗憾。

Things weren't always this bad. 事情并不总是这么糟糕。

Why when I was a young talking goat, 为什么当我还是一个年轻的谈话山羊，

the Old Man was just like my dad. 这个老人就像我的父亲。

I come from the hills of Europe. 我来自欧洲的山丘。

That's where I met the Old Man. 这就是我遇到了这位老人。

He was lost in the woods, 他在树林里迷路，

I gave him directions, 我给他指示，

He gave me a tuna can. 他给了我一个金枪鱼罐头。

Then he stopped in his tracks and he said, 然后，他在他停下了脚步，他说：

[OLD MAN:] Hey goat! [老头：嘿山羊！

[ADAM:] Would you like to live with me? [ ADAM ： ]你愿意和我一起住？

I got a house with a pick-up truck 我有一所房子与皮卡车

in a place across D.C.-a. 在整个特区 - A.地方

I said, "sure why not? I got no family. You seem like a nice guy." 我说： “当然，为什么不呢？我没有家人，你似乎是个不错的家伙。 ”

So we went off to America, 于是我们去了美国，

the home of apple pie. 苹果派的家。

On the boat the Old Man told me, 船上的老人告诉我，

I would be a present for his wife. 我会为他的妻子的礼物。

"A talking goat," he exclaimed, ＆ QUOT ;会说话的山羊，和QUOT ;他感叹道，

"She's never seen this in her life!" ＆ QUOT ，她从来没有见过这样在她的生活和QUOT ！ ;

I felt so special. 我觉得很特别。

Well, I just couldn't believe it, 好吧，我简直不敢相信，

after all these years, 毕竟这些年来，

I finally had a friend. 我终于有一个朋友。

He trimmed my beard, 他修剪我的胡子，

he scraped my hooves, 他刮我的蹄子，

I prayed it would never end. 我祈祷它永远不会结束。

But when we got to his house, 但是，当我们到了他家，

there was no wife. 没有妻子。

Only a short, short letter. 只有很短，短的信。

It said : I'm leaving you for your brother 它说：我要离开你的兄弟

because he fucks me better. 因为他乱搞我更好。

His eyes filled with tears of sadness. 他的眼睛里充满了悲伤​​的泪水。

His heart was filled with grief. 他的心脏里充满了悲伤​​。

To suit himself he drank a pint of Old Grandad, 为了满足自己，他喝了爷爷老了一品脱，

and beat me like a side of beef. 打我像牛肉面。

I screamed, "send me back to the hills of Europe!" 我尖叫着，与QUOT ，送我回到欧洲的山丘和QUOT ！ ;

He just shook his head and said, 他只是摇摇头，说：

[OLD MAN:] Nope! [老头： ]都能跟得上！

[ADAM:] No one will ever leave me again, [ ADAM ： ]没有人会永远离开我了，

to make sure, 要确保，

put on the 3 ft. fucking rope-a. 穿上3英尺他妈的绳-A 。

Present-day I've been on the truck for 51 years. 现在的我一直在卡车上51年。

My only friend is the A.M. radio. 我唯一的朋友是上午收音机。

Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by, 有时，邻居小孩停下来，

but it's always rocks and beer bottles that they throw. 但它始终是他们扔石块和啤酒瓶。

At first they're excited to see a talking goat, 起初，他们非常高兴地看到一只会说话的山羊，

they gather 'round to hear what I have to say. 他们收集'轮听听我要说的。

But I guess sometimes my stories go on too long, 不过，我想有时候我的故事去太久，

so they leave and giggle, 所以他们离开，傻笑，

I need a bidet. 我需要一个坐浴盆。

But you know there was a night 但是你知道有一个晚上

that I did get off the truck, 我没有下车，车，

when the Old Man was passed out drunk. 当老人被传递出去喝醉了。

Three neighborhood kids took me to a rock and roll concert. 三个邻居的小孩把我带到一个摇滚音乐会。

The kind of music? 该类型的音乐？

Old school funk. 老同学临阵脱逃。

It was the first time I'd been off the truck, 这是我第一次被关在卡车，

the music made me lose control. 音乐让我失去了控制。

The lead singer asked if we were having fun, 主唱问我们有乐趣，

I said, "fucking crank that rock and roll-a!" 我说： QUOT ;他妈的曲轴的摇滚， A＆ QUOT ！ ;

The women at the show were beautiful, 这些妇女在展会上很漂亮，

as they danced sexily on the soft grass. 因为他们性感跳舞柔软的草地上。

One of them even petted my fur. 其中一人甚至抚摸我的皮毛。

Fuck me in the goat ass! 他妈的我在羊屁股！

Then some long-haired guys grabbed me by the horns 然后，一些长毛的家伙抓住我的角

and threw me in the mosh pit-a. 并把我的渊薮-A 。

They passed me around and treated me nice 他们走过我身边，并待我很好

til I nervously sprayed them with shit-a. 直到我紧张地喷他们狗屎-A 。

Then the music stopped. 然后，音乐停止。

And everything was quiet. 所有的一切都归于平静。

And all the rock and rollers started a 和所有的岩石和辊开始

fucking goat riot. 他妈的山羊暴乱。

[ROCK AND ROLLERS:] Kill the goat! [岩石和滚子： ]杀死山羊！

Kill the goat! 杀羊！

Kill the goat! 杀羊！

Kill the goat! 杀羊！

[ADAM:] They chased me under the bleachers. [ ADAM ： ]他们追着我下了看台。

They chased me onto the street-a. 他们追我到街上-A 。

They chased me into an alley and said I was dead fucking goat meat-a. 他们追我进一条小巷，说我死了他妈的羊肉-A 。

But then I saw a sight, 但后来我看到眼前的景象，

that I'd never thought I'd see. 我从来没有想过我会看到的。

The Old Man swinging his hickory stick, 老男人挥舞着山核桃棒，

but he wasn't swinging at me. 但他没有摆动着我。

[OLD MAN:] Fuck you pot smoking turkeys! [老头： ]你他妈的锅吸烟火鸡！

Don't you press your luck! 你不按你的运气！

[ADAM:] The long-hairs ran away screaming [ ADAM ： ]的长头发跑了尖叫

as I scrambled onto the truck-a. 我炒上卡车-A 。

When we got home the Old Man said, "goat you broke the sacred law." 当我们回到家里老人说，与QUOT ，山羊，你打破了神圣的法律和QUOT 。

[ADAM:] No! [ ADAM ：]没有！

Please! 拜托！

Sorry! 对不起！

Shit! 妈的！

"I'll let it go this time, [我会放手这一次，

but if you leave again, 但如果你再离开，

I'll break your fucking jaw." 我会打破你他妈的下巴和QUOT 。

Super! 超强！

Great! 太好了！

Okay! 好！

Thank you Old Man for saving my life. 谢谢老人救了我的命。

Thank you again and again. 一次又一次，谢谢。

You could have let them barbeque me, 你应该让他们烤排骨我，

but you acted like a friend. 但你表现得像一个朋友。

"I'm not your friend. [我不是你的朋友。

I don't even like you. 我什至不喜欢你。

I'm just not drunk," he said. 我只是没醉，与QUOT ;他说。

To prove his point, 为了证明自己的观点，

he drank a bottle of grain alchohol, 他喝了一瓶粮食alchohol的，

and beat the fucking shit out of my head. 并击败臭狗屎了我的头。

Ow! Ow! Ow! You're hurting me Old Man. 嗷！嗷！嗷！你弄疼我了老人。

That night I suffered a concussion, 那天晚上，我遭受了脑震荡，

Deep inside my goat brain. 深我的羊大脑内部。

I still cannot feel my tailbone. 我仍然感觉不到我的尾骨。

And I'll probably will never walk straight again. 我可能会永远直再走。

I guess you'd call me, 我猜你会打电话给我，

escape goat. 逃跑的山羊。

A punching bag for the Old Man to mock. 出气筒为老人嘲笑。

Just because his wife left him, 只是因为他的妻子离开了他，

for his brother's abnormaly large cock. 对于弟弟的abnormaly大公鸡。

He could've been my buddy. 他一直在我的哥们。

But instead he's a crazy old fuck. 但他却是一个疯狂的老他妈的。

And once again I go to sleep, 再一次，我去睡觉了，

in my eternal home....... 在我永远的家.......

the back of the pick-up truck. 在皮卡车后面。

Good night Old Man! 晚上好老头！

[OLD MAN:] Yeah, good night goat! [老头： ]是啊，晚安山羊！