Drumgoole, my dear, I must admit Drumgoole ，亲爱的，我必须承认

Your life's been one long pile of shit 你的生活是一个长的一堆狗屎

I must be nuts, at least a bit 我一定是坚果，至少有点

To want to be involved in it 想参与其

   

But given the alternative 不过，考虑到替代

Who knows how we'd be forced to live? 谁知道怎么会被迫生活？

When worlds collide, when worlds collide? 当世界的碰撞，当世界的碰撞？

With you, drumgoole, at my side 有了你， drumgoole ，在我身边

And at my side! 而在我身边！

And at my side! 而在我身边！

   

With worlds colliding in on us 随着世界对美国的碰撞

Drumgoole must be trigamous Drumgoole必须trigamous

Pray, say we shall be man and bride 祈祷，说我们应该男人和新娘

And man and bride and man and bride! 人与新娘和人与新娘！

   

When worlds collide, the chivalrous 当世界碰撞，侠义

Drumgoole performs the frivolous Drumgoole执行轻狂

And dares to make it man and bride 并敢于让男人和新娘

And man and bride and man and bride! 人与新娘和人与新娘！

   

That one's mine, he's my concubine 那一个是我的，他是我的妾

He'll get more out of me 他会得到更多的我

Than what you peons call "love" 比你苦工所说的“爱”

Hands off him, that one's mine! 手离开了他，一个是我的！

   

Your favors do not satisfy 你的主张不符合

I've witnesses who'll testify 我有证人，谁就会作证

And though drumgoole is thin of thigh 虽然drumgoole薄大腿

She's worth a try, she's worth a try 她是值得一试，她是值得一试

   

Though nature was not generous 虽然性质是不大方

Her breasts are not as pendulous 她的胸部是不是下垂

Yet still they would be man and bride 然而，他们仍然会是男人和新娘

And man and bride and man and bride! 人与新娘和人与新娘！

   

Now according to the law this week 现在，依法本周

Still evolving even as we speak 仍在发展中，甚至在我们发言

Any woman may, at her discretion 任何一个女人可以在她的自由裁量权

Have her pick of losers 有她挑的失败者

   

Since the breed has dropped so in quality 由于该品种已在质量下降等等

We abolish, hereby, monagomy 废止，特此， monagomy

If you don't quite fancy this selection 如果你不太看中这个选择

We've got lots more losers 我们有很多更多的输家

   

I've seen all that I need to see 我看到的一切，我需要看到

I've fallen for their flattery 我已经爱上了他们的阿谀奉承

And so we shall be man and bride 因此，我们应为人类和新娘

And man and bride and man and bride! 人与新娘和人与新娘！

   

When world's collide, the rest of us 当世界碰撞时，我们其余的人

Won't be here with the best of us 会不会在这里与我们最好的

For these, they shall be man and bride 对于这些，他们要的男人和新娘

And man and bride and man and bride! 人与新娘和人与新娘！

   

Correct me, honey 纠正我，亲爱的

I smell no money 我闻到了没有钱

And when the chips are down 而当筹码下降

You'll be back around this finger here 你会回来解决这个手指点击这里

I never said that I was in love with you 我从来没有说过我是爱你

I never said that I was not, my dear 我从来没有说过我不是，我亲爱的

   

Why must this girl have everything? 为什么一定要这个女孩拥有的一切？

How quickly he forgets the sting 如何迅速地，他忘记了刺

For though she feigns to please him 因为尽管她假装讨好他

She is talentless except to tease him 她是无能的，除了逗他

Don't think we haven't noticed 不要以为我们并没有发现

   

We'll have a shower 我们将有一个淋浴

And I'll allow her 我会允许她

She seems amused with you 她似乎逗乐你

It's so hard to keep her entertained 它是如此难以把自己的娱乐

We'll all go "nudies" 我们都去“ nudies ”

And you can bring your friends 你也可以带上你的朋友

Just keep the one who's nuts for tits restrained! 只要保持在一个谁的坚果奶内敛！

   

My long term memory 我的长期记忆

Is not what it should be 是不是应该

Some tiny spark of love 爱情的一些微小的火花

Helps me find the proper words to say 帮我找到合适的词语来表示

Your smell of money 你的嗅觉钱

You filthy, lying bitch 你这肮脏的，说谎的婊子

Is just about to make me puke! 正要让我想吐！

Go away 离开

Please go away! 请走开！

It's time to make us man and bride 现在是时候让我们男人的新娘

And man and bride and man and bride! 人与新娘和人与新娘！

   

We've simplified, no muss, no fuss 我们简化了，没有一团糟，没什么大惊小怪的

And vows are now superfluous 并誓言现在多余的

I just declare you man and bride 我刚宣布你们成为新娘

And man and bride and man and bride! 人与新娘和人与新娘！

   

Wait a minute! wait a minute! 等待一分钟！等待一分钟！

Georgianna, get over here with that law book Georgianna ，在这里得到与法律书

Listen up everybody 听着大家

   

I've the law book right in front of me 我用鼠标右键在我面前已经法律书

Article sixteen dash thirty-three 第十六条横线33

"when consenting adults shack together “同意的成人在窝棚在一起

They're connected legally" 他们连合法“

   

Though he wants to eat and have his cake 虽然他要吃饭，有他的蛋糕

There's a pact with me he cannot break 有跟我一个约定，他不能突破

So the rest of you go rot forever 所以，你休息去腐永远

This one will stay here with me 这人会在这里陪我

   

When worlds collide, the devious 当世界碰撞时，狡猾的

The cunning, and the mischevious 狡猾和mischevious

Our not-yet-happy-home divide 我们的尚未幸福的家庭鸿沟

When worlds collide, when worlds collide 当世界的碰撞，当世界碰撞

   

When worlds collide, this friend of us 当世界的碰撞，这个朋友我们

Is forced to be a succubus 被迫成为女妖

Cruel fate is not upon our side 残酷的命运并不在我们这边

When worlds collide, when worlds collide 当世界的碰撞，当世界碰撞

   

Connie! connie! 康妮！康妮！

This urgent telegram is just in from parliament 这急电只是从议会

Well don't just stand there, let's gloat over it 好了，不要只是站在那里，让我们幸灾乐祸它

Aw oh, I don't think you're going to like this 噢哦，我不认为你会喜欢这个

"must clear the old regime' away “必须清除旧政权的路程

The residue must be destroyed 残留物必须被销毁

As of 9:00 o'clock today 截至今天上午9点

Contracts with men are null and void" 合同与男人都是无效“

What! 什么！

   

You're free, my boy, I'm proud to say 你是自由的，我的孩子，我很自豪地说

And so without further delay 所以，不要再拖延

I now declare you man and bride 我现在宣布你们成为新娘

And man and bride and man and bride! 人与新娘和人与新娘！

   

When worlds collide, the least of us 当世界碰撞时，至少我们

May get to share the feast with us 可能会与我们分享盛宴

For now we four are man and bride 现在我们四个人是人为新娘

'til worlds collide, 'til worlds collide “直到世界的碰撞， ”直到世界的碰撞

We're men and bride! 我们是男的新娘！