Tell it like it is... 告诉它喜欢它是...

   

He gets up real early on his mornin drive. 他爬起来真早在他早上的车程。

Down to the office for his 9 to 5. 下到办公室，他朝九晚五。

He drives a 94, 2 ton, economy car. 他开着一辆94 2吨，经济型轿车。

Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar that he's The Critic. 爱下来告诉当地的乐队在酒吧，他是评论家。

   

Yea, I can hook you up, I know everybody, in the business. 是的，我可以勾你了，我知道大家都在经营。

   

He flunked junior high band he couldn't march in time. 他不及格初中带他不能及时游行。

He tried to write a song once, he couldn't make it rhyme. 他试着写一首歌一次，他不能让韵。

He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar, he just never quite had what it took to be a star, so he's a critic. 他去两三个和弦的当铺吉他，他只是遇不到有什么了成为明星，所以他的评论家。

   

I work for the Gazette man...I got a real job. I对于宪报人的工作......我得到了一份真正的工作。

   

He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard. 他做了一个乐队，他从来没有听说过一家五星级列。

He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word. 他做了大约一个无情的字兰草审查。

He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise, his boss said I can't even tell if anybody's even readin your page. 他认为现在是时候要问他的老板要求加薪，他的老板说，我什至不能告诉我们，如果有人甚至看书您的网页。

   

Yea... 是啊...

   

So he thought...and he thought a little more. 于是，他想到......他想到了一个多一点。

   

He caught a young hot star headin into town, and then he hid behind his typewriter and gunned the boy down. 他抓住了一个年轻的热恒星航向进城，然后他躲在他的打字机和枪杀男孩下来。

Here come the letters, the e-mails, the faxes, they raised him to 20,000 dollars after taxes. 这里来的信件，电子信件，传真，他们税后把他扶至20,000美元。

   

He's a happy critic... 他是一个快乐的批评...

   

He's rollin in the dough... 他是罗林在面团...

   

Man I could do this forever...this is easy. Everybody's readin my column! 男人，我能做到这一点永远......这是很容易。每个人都在看书我的专栏！

   

Please don't tell my mom, that I write the music column for the Gazette. 请不要告诉我妈妈，说我写音乐专栏的公告。

She still thinks I play piano down at the Cathouse. 她还认为我弹钢琴下来的Cathouse 。

   

Let's get funky with this now boys...Play it on out. 让我们用质朴现在这个男孩...玩上了。

   

Come on Shannon. 来吧香。

   

There's ole Biff jumpin in. 有OLE比夫冒险英寸

   

?? is layin it down. ？是开始裁员下来。

   

Come on Shannon. 来吧香。

   

Aww yea, my man Steve. 噢是的，我的男人史蒂夫。

   

Man my fingers are gettin tired...y'all gonna have to hurry. This snappin thing...wearin me out. 曼我的手指都累了开始报...你们要去得快点。这个拍打东西......穿着45号球衣我。

   

Hello Shannon. 你好香。

   

Guess he's on coffee break man. 猜猜他是在喝咖啡休息的人。

   

They're gonna love you...cause they already love me. 他们会爱你的......因为他们已经爱上了我。

   

(Yea!) （是的！ ）

   

It's the Critic. 这是评论家。