Now you're here so have no fear, I'm just your friendly guide 现在你在这里，所以不害怕，我只是你的友好指南

So come along coz you belong, you joined us when you died 所以，因为你属于一起走，你加入我们，当你死了

From your birth until your final breath 从你出生之前，你的最后一口气

I'm proud to say you finally entertained yourself to death 我很自豪地说，你终于招待自己死亡

   

Welcome to the congregation 欢迎来到众

I hope we meet your expectation 我希望我们满足您的期望

A little tiny pinch of deviation 偏差一点点微小的捏

   

We understand what you had planned goes by another name 我们知道你有什么计划去的另一个名字

Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring, well isn't that a shame 蓝知更鸟在那里唱歌，教堂的钟声响起，以及是不是一种耻辱

Your application sadly was denied 您的应用程序可悲的是被拒绝

But let's be clear, we love you here, you're on the other side 但是，我们要清楚，我们爱你在这里，你在另一边

   

Welcome to the congregation 欢迎来到众

I hope we meet your expectation 我希望我们满足您的期望

We promise it won't stain your reputation 我们保证它不会弄脏你的声誉

   

[The Guide:] [指南： ]

Ah, as you can see over here the broken glass chamber are the boys from wall street. Let's here it for the boys. And here in the eternal mariachi room for the defrocked priest and telemarketers. And the totally fiery pit of boiling death the lawyers, pimps and mimes... 嗯，你可以看到在这里的碎玻璃腔是来自华尔街的男生。让我们在这里的孩子们。在这里，在永恒流浪余地解除僧职牧师和电话销售。和沸腾死亡的律师，皮条客和默剧的完全火坑...

   

Welcome to the congregation 欢迎来到众

Welcome to the congregation 欢迎来到众

Welcome to the congregation 欢迎来到众

I hope we meet your expectation 我希望我们满足您的期望

So thanks for dropping by here 所以感谢你在这里所下降

We're really gonna try here 我们真的要去尝试在这里

But in the end you know you're gonna fry.... fry.... fry... here 但你知道你到底要去炒....炒....炒...点击这里

   

Umm.. excuse me sir, is there a bathroom here? 嗯..对不起，先生，有一间浴室吗？