"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." “现在小丑会见招生的著名高校的院长。 ”

[Dean:] "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations [院长： ] “好了迈克尔，我想延长我最热烈的恭喜

on your upcoming graduation and I understand 在你即将毕业，我知道

you are interested in matriculating here in the fall." 你有兴趣在京师秋天在这里。 “

[Buffoon:] "I got a snake, man!" [小丑： ]“我有一条蛇，人！”

[Dean:] "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. [院长： ]“是的，宠物的欢迎这里的校园生活。

Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile." 无论是传统的狗或猫，甚至偶尔的爬行动物。 “

[Buffoon:] "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that! [小丑： ]“有一次我喂它一些啤酒的人有人滑行这条路上！

It was all fucked up!" 这是所有搞砸了！ “

[Dean:] "I'm sure it was. [院长： ] “我敢肯定它是。

Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students 嗯，我们鼓励双方学生之间的不恰当的饮用

and pets here on campus." 和宠物在这里的校园生活。 “

[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' Shit!" [小丑： ]“他妈的该死！ ”

[Dean:] "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. [院长： ]“是的，这是一个很常见的反应这一政策。

So tell me a little bit more about your background." 所以请告诉我多一点点关于你的背景。 “

[Buffoon:] "My father's a fucking asshole, man!" [小丑： ]“我的父亲是个他妈的混蛋，伙计！ ”

[Dean:] "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son." [院长： ]“嗯，我看你的叛逆性的感受是不寻常的，在你这个年龄的儿子。 ”

[Buffoon:] "My mother's a piece of shit too!" [小丑： ] “我的母亲是一个屁呢！ ”

[Dean:] "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility [院长： ]“好了，我希望你能找到一个出口的敌意

over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed 在夏天，所以你可以来学校在轻松的秋天

and ready to learn." 并且准备学习“ 。

[Buffoon:] "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! [小丑： ]“我在高中的老师是个愚蠢的婊子，男人！

She had her head way up her ass!" 她有她的头路了她的屁股！ “

[Dean:] "Well the quality of the faculty at a University [院长： ] “好教师在一所大学的质量

such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school." 像我们这样远超过当地公立高中的“ 。

[Buffoon:] "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!" [小丑： ]“你的秘书是一个真正的肥婊子，伙计！ ”

[Dean:] "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success." [院长： ]“是的，她试过很多饮食上以最小的成功的十年。 ”

[Buffoon:] "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!" [小丑： ]“我有diarhea上个月我拉屎都他妈的一天！ ”

[Dean:] "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, [院长： ]“嗯，嗯，我们都得到偶尔的胃病，

never a pleasurable experience. 从来没有一个愉快的经历。

So have you given any thought to your choice of major?" 所以，你有没有为你所选择的专业是什么？ “

[Buffoon:] "I've got a big fucking boner right now." [小丑： ] “我有一个大他妈的蠢蛋现在。 ”

[Dean:] "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods [院长：] “我明白了性arrousal是在周期并不少见

of nervous tension. I do not take offense." 的神经紧张。我不生气。 “

[Buffoon:] "One time I ate my neighbors shit!" [小丑： ] “有一次我吃了我的邻居拉屎！ ”

[Dean:] "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. [院长： ] ，“这是可以理解的嘛，我荣幸与你会面。

We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month." 我们将在这个月的月底向您发送我们的决定。“

[Buffoon:] "I bet you got really hairy balls." [小丑： ] “我敢打赌，你得到了真正毛茸茸的球。 ”

[Dean:] "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye." [院长： ]“是的，这是一个名副其实的森林那里再见。 ”