[Nook (Egoraptor):] [努克（ Egoraptor ） ： ]

Oh, shit, let's play Animal Crossing now 哦，妈的，让我们玩动物之森现在

Come on everybody I'll show you how 拜托大家，我会告诉你如何

Now listen real close, I'ma tell you the sitch 现在，仔细倾听，我是告诉你的Sitch为

Cause my name is Tom Nook and I run this bitch 因为我的名字是汤姆的Nook和我运行这个婊子

Congratulations, you bought a new home 恭喜你，你买了一个新的家

Oh, you can't afford it? I can give you a loan 哦，你买不起？我可以给你贷款

You can catch some bugs till the debt's been paid 你可以捕捉一些错误，直到债务的支付

Cause you're the newest member of my slave trade 因为你是我的奴隶贸易中的最新成员

That's right motherfucker, this shit got real 这是正确的娘，这狗屎得到了真正的

I rule this crossing with my balls of steel 我治这条通道与我的钢铁球

I also like to rule it with huge ass guns 我也喜欢用大屁股枪治了

And Timmy and Tommy, my giant mongoloid sons 而邓肯和汤米，我巨头蒙古人的儿子

Kapp'n the turtle's gonna be your new guide Kappn龟的会是你的新指南

Who can show you where the people who have crossed me died 谁可以告诉你在哪里谁越过我的人死亡

So give me your bells and don't misbehave 所以，给我你的铃声，不胡作非为

Or I'll get Mr. Resetti to fucking dig you a grave 或者我会Resetti先生他妈的你挖坟墓

   

[Danny Sexbang:] [丹尼Sexbang ： ]

Animal Crossing, Animal Crossing is not a place you wanna fuck around 动物之森，动物之森是不是你想他妈的周围的地方

Now you're in Nook's town 现在你在角落的小镇

Where crazy shit goes down 在那里疯狂的狗屎下降

So sell seashells and make some bells and shut your fucking mouth 所以，卖贝壳，并提出一些铃铛，关你他妈的嘴

Animal Crossing, Animal Crossing, this is his land 动物之森，动物之森，这是他的土地

Now taste the back of his pimp hand 现在，尝到了皮条客的手背

His balls are brass 他的球是黄铜

And he's the mayor of your fucking ass 他是你他妈的屁股市长

   

[Nook:] [角落： ]

Damn, that's right, slut 妈的，这是正确的，贱人

You got once choice, bow down or get cut 你有一次选择，跪拜或得到削减

You better recognize the tanuki tycoon 你最好承认狸大亨

And my thug life gang of adorable goons 我的暴徒生活可爱的暴徒团伙

My owl assassin with a little bow tie 我的猫头鹰刺客一点点领结

You don't matter to Blathers, he'll make your ass die 你不要紧Blathers ，他会让你的屁股死

He'll tell you 'bout insects, letters and numerals 他会告诉你什么叫昆虫，字母和数字

And he'll get K.K. to fucking sing at your funeral 他会得到株式会社要他妈的唱在你的葬礼

Kicks sells shoes and he doesn't take sass 踢卖鞋，他不拿青菜

And my boots are beautiful when I stomp your ass 我的靴子很漂亮，当我踩你的屁股

Brewster serves you coffee and scones 布鲁斯特您提供咖啡和烤饼

And stabs your neck if you don't pay my loan 并且刺中你的脖子，如果你不支付我的贷款

So sell some shit to my alpacas down south 所以，卖一些狗屎我羊驼南下

And if you don't, I'll-pack-a my nuts in your mouth 如果你不这样做， Ill包-A在你的嘴我的坚果

You want in this town, you better bring some bells 你想在这个城市，你最好带一些铃铛

Or I'll cock the Glock and fucking send you to hell 不然我就误打误撞的格洛克和他妈的送你下地狱

   

[Outro:] [尾奏： ]

   

[Nook:] [角落： ]

Yeah! 是啊！

What, you don't like my prices? 什么，你不喜欢我的价格？

Then go somewhere else! 然后去别的地方！

Oh wait, you can't; you're trapped in my town, bitch! 哦，等一下，你不能;你被困在我的家乡，婊子！

So go to that island, and catch some beetles, sell them to my alpacas 所以，去那个小岛，并捕捉一些甲虫，他们卖给我的羊驼

Your nuts are on special! 你的坚果是特殊！