It's your birthday today 这是今天是你的生日

(Woohoo) （呜呼）

What does that mean 这意味着什么

I guess I'll try to explain 我想我会试着解释

That many years ago on this day 在很多年前的这一天

It was the first time your parents 这是第一次，你的父母

saw your beautiful face 看见你美丽的脸

(Oh, such a cute little baby) （呵呵，这么可爱的小宝宝）

   

And nine months before that 而在这之前9个月

magical day 神奇的一天

Your dad probably took your mom 你爸爸应该是带着你的妈妈

out on a date 出去约会

And they were having a good time 而且他们有一个很好的时间

They were dancing and drinking wine 他们跳舞和喝酒

(We're gonna live forever) （我们会永远活着）

   

And when they got home 当他们回到家

They were horny as hell 他们很是暧昧

And your dad threw your mom down 和你的爸爸扔你妈妈下来

on the bed 在床

And he tore her panties off 他撕毁了她的内裤脱掉

And his wee-wee was hard as a rock 和他的凌晨，凌晨是硬如石头

(I'm so horny) （我很角质）

   

And at this point your mom wanted 在这一点上你妈妈想

to give your dad head 给你爸头上

But your dad also wanted to give 但是你爸也想给

your mom head 你妈的头

So they formed a sixty nine 于是便形成了69

(sit on my face) （坐在我的脸）

And your mom came 和你妈妈来了

at least three times 至少三次

(Oh, oh, oh) （哦，哦，哦）

   

And then your dad was so excited 然后你爸爸很激动

to get inside your mom 让你的妈妈里面

That he forgot to put a condom on 他忘了避孕套

And when he realized his mistake 而当他意识到自己的错误

(O-oh) （O - OH）

He had ejaculated 他失声

and it was too late 并且为时已晚

(You're not on the pill, are you?) （你是不是避孕药，是吗？ ）

   

And then your mom got pregnant 然后你妈妈怀孕了

And your dad started crying 和你爸爸就开始哭

(Wah) （华）

He wanted your mom 他想你的妈妈

to get an abortion 让堕胎

(Please!) （请！ ）

But your mom really wanted a child 但是你的妈妈真的想要一个孩子

(Dammit!) （该死！ ）

   

And nine months later 九个月后

you were born 你出生

And five months later 五个月后

your parents got a divorce 你的父母离婚了，离婚

   

Happy birthday... 生日快乐...