Do people have a tendency to dump on you? 这样做的人有一种倾向，甩你吗？

Does your group have more cavities than theirs? 请问您的团队拥有比他们更多的蛀牙？

Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you? 做所有的嬉皮士似乎得到你跳？

Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs? 你独自睡觉时，其他成对的睡眠？

Well there's no need to complain, 那么有没有必要抱怨，

We'll eliminate your pain. 我们会消除你的痛苦。

We can neutralize your brain. 我们可以中和你的大脑。

You'll feel just fine 你会觉得蛮好

Now. 现在。

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine! 买一个大亮绿色的愉悦机！

   

Do figures of authority just shoot you down? 请权威人物只拍你失望？

Is life within the business world a drag? 是商业世界中生活的累赘？

Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around 你老板只是提一提，你最好货比三家

To find yourself a more productive bag? 发现自己更富有成效的包吗？

Are you worried and distressed? 你是否担心和心疼？

Can't seem to get no rest? 似乎无法得到任何其他人呢？

Put our product to the test. 把我们的产品进行测试。

You'll feel just fine 你会觉得蛮好

Now. 现在。

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine! 买一个大亮绿色的愉悦机！

   

You better hurry up and order one. 你最好快点秩序之一。

Our limited supply is very nearly gone. 有限的供应量非常接近了。

   

Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate? 你紧张地等待着残酷命运的打击？

Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball? 做你的支票反弹比一个橡皮球高？

Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late? 你是否担心因为你的女朋友只是一个有点晚了？

Are you looking for a way to chuck it all? 您是否正在寻找一种方式来扔掉它？

We can end your daily strife 我们可以结束你的日常纷争

At a reasonable price. 以合理的价格。

You've seen it advertised in Life. 你已经看到了生活中的广告。

You'll feel just fine 你会觉得蛮好

Now. 现在。

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine. 买一个大亮绿色的快感的机器。