The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog 我有吃早餐的啤酒瓶疯狗

And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off 而我的正常视力为50折

You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye 你说的打孔红色越野车和冲我就在我的左眼

I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire 我说不要你的意思pediddle ？我点燃了他的房子着火了

He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun 他回家对酸，我拿着他的猎枪

I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome 我穿得像蒂娜·特纳超越雷霆圆顶

He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend 他说，不要拍，我说我不会，我爱你，你是我的朋友

I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head 我递给他我的假发，拍摄自己的头

Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull 然后，我在我的头骨塞了一盒纸巾在孔

I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall 我得到了我的马自达和我开车去商场

I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits 我有一个大的约翰逊衬衫和一些硅胶乳房

When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit 当我拿出了他们的组织覆盖着狗屎

And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine 而啤酒我的早餐是一盒便宜的白葡萄酒

And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines 而在我的肩膀繁荣盒子是一箱柑橘的

I ate every single one without noticing the mold 我吃了每一个人没有注意到模具

You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll 你说你是毛亲爱的，我说没有，我的摇滚

Even though I'd never ever been in a band 虽然我从来没有去过一个乐队

I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand 我有酷黑冰纹在我的手

And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared 和基督徒送给我的漫画书，好像我会害怕

Of burning in hell well I was already there 燃烧在地狱好，我已经在那里了

And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain 而啤酒我在脑中早餐银弹

And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train 而啤酒我吃午饭是一瓶夜火车

And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills 而啤酒我吃饭是我疯了邻居的药丸

We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill 我们不得不坐下来就滑板突出部分，使之下山

Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar 然后，我撒尿了我的裤子，你偷了新郎的雪茄

And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car 和一些老男人让我看他手淫锁在他的车

When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor 当我回到公寓，你面朝下放在地板上

You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64 你说的不睡觉还让我们得到了64

And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam 而啤酒我有吃早餐是吉姆梁一品脱

And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d 桃烈酒的五分之一和一些温暖的阳光明媚ð

And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out 你说干杯就在我走出谷底

I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth 我想尖叫他妈的你，但血涌出了我的嘴

Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth 埃文·丹多从未想过要告诉你真相

And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth 和你的莱昂纳多内径卡是你的青春之泉

You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life 你可以是一个十几岁的你的整个他妈的生活

Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife 只要找到一些漂亮的吸盘，让那个婊子你的妻子

I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck 我估计现在大家都知道我的朋友丹尼摔断了脖子

He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck 他开车回家的警笛声时，他陷入了沉船

First I cried for him and then I cried for me 首先，我为他哭了，然后我哭了我

Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be 由我曾经是女孩的鬼魂

But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands 但岩石洞在我暖手

And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand 我埋葬了我的脚趾头在炎热的热砂

And the silver pink pony kisses me and says 和银粉色小马吻我，并说

You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy 你已经走过了很长，很长的路，你应该得到真的幸福