Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun 摩天轮和碰碰车的乐趣

But those rides just aren't for everyone 但是，这些游乐设施只是并不适合所有人

Bought my ticket I'm gonna have a run 买我的票，我要去有运行

In the maze (WHO!) 在迷宫（谁！ ）

If I don't come back or right away 如果我不回来还是向右走

Give me time at least a half a day 给我时间至少半天

Don't just leave me lost and blown away 不要就这样离开我失去了和交口称赞

In the maze (WHO!) 在迷宫（谁！ ）

   

Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple 你好女士们，先生们：我很杰夫乳头

And I'm Jimbo Jizm 我就是神保Jizm

Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze 欢迎来到黑暗嘉年华的惊艳迷宫

Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out 超过5000的方式来取得，也没有出路

Let's meet today's volunteer 让我们迎接今天的志愿者

This is Rick 这是里克

We like to call him Rick the Dick 我们喜欢叫他里克·迪克

Dickface here is a wealthy entrepreneur Dickface这里是一个富有的企业家

Who smacks his wife around 谁身边之嫌太太

And buys his way in and out of everything 然后买他的方式进出一切

Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze 让我们来看看Toughguy先生如何展览会在惊人的迷宫

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

What up bitch? I'm Violent J 怎么了婊子？我是暴力Ĵ

I'll be your guide for today, k? 我是你的指南，日K ？

Good, got mad doors and mad floors 好，疯了门，地板狂

Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens 走廊， crawlways ，墙壁为nedens

Make a left just before you make a right 让左你做出正确的之前

And your left should be to your right 和你的左边应该是你的权利

If your lefts right, right? 如果你的左派吧，对不对？

Good, begin the show 好，开始展现

Go on ahead boy and open up the first door 去好男孩，打开了第一门

   

[Shaggy 2 Dope] [沙吉2涂料]

Welcome to a theatrical thriller 欢迎来到戏剧惊悚片

Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer 符合杰克Doobie一个连环杀手

With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow 用电锯，他需要你的手臂在肘关节

You get it back if you make it out though 你把它找回来，如果你做出来，虽然

Fuck ain't no use crying all day 他妈的是不是没有用哭了一整天

You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway 你需要把你的母狗屁股后面沿着走廊

You gotta be a man at least you learned 你必须至少你学到了一个人

Everything you get in the maze you've earned 所有你在迷宫中获得你赚

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

Keep running times a tickin on the clock 继续时钟运行次tickin

You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock 你可能会想领带难倒了袜子

Turn right it might look the same 右转它可能看起来是一样的

But you making tracks through the room of thumbtacks 但是你通过图钉的房间做音乐

This really ain't shit 这真的不是狗屎

About a million tacks and the room spins a bit 约一百万大头针和旋转房间有点

If you stay on your feet you'll be okay 如果你留在你的脚下，你会好起来的

Oh let me get out of your way 哦，让我离开你的方式

   

Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff 哦，孩子里克的迪克是一个有点堵塞有杰夫

That's right Jimbo 这是正确的神保

He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinning like that 他看起来像一个布娃娃弗利和旋转这样的

You can always witness spectacles truly amazing 你总是可以看到眼镜了不起

Within the amazing maze 在惊人的迷宫

Let's see where else Rick's adventures 让我们来看看还有什么地方里克的冒险

Will lead the little dickwipe 将带领小dickwipe

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls 哈哈哈，让你在你的球有几个图钉

Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls 接他们所有了，头部右侧回落大厅

What's this? Dead end, doors locked 这是什么？穷途末路，大门紧锁

It's a long way back, just knock 这是一个很长的路回去，只要敲

   

Oh should've turned around no doubt 哦，应该已经围绕无疑开启

Ain't nothing that we got to sit and argue about 是不是我们得坐下来争论什么

Keep going make a left, right left 一直走，使左，右左

Now run straight ahead some more 现在正前方跑一些

Open up the door 打开门

   

Slide in the sheets, nice breeze 幻灯片中的床单，舒适的风

Relax ninja take it with ease 放松忍者把它轻松

The maze is a place of magic 迷宫是一个地方神奇

Many surprises, your dick rises 许多惊喜，你的鸡巴上升

Lay down expect the best 放下期待最好

In comes your lover with a hairy chest 在谈到你的爱人有毛的胸部

Hello sexy I'm grim love 你好性感我爱严峻

Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud 让我看看你的侏儒哑弹奶

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

Aww shit you fell for that 噢狗屎你爱上的那

I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped 我不会告诉你有你的孔螺纹环

All that dissin of the opposite sex 对异性的所有dissin

And look who just got they butthole flexed 再看看谁刚刚他们的butthole屈曲

Wait! What's that? 等待！那是什么？

The walls are closing in, fuck that 墙壁是关闭的，这他妈的

Hurry run for your life 快点运行你的生活

Oh he'll be alright 哦，他会没事的

   

How's that sit with you Jimbo? 怎么就这么跟你神保坐？

First he gets plugged with bullets 首先，他被堵塞的子弹

Then he gets his butt plugged 然后，他被他的屁股插

I think he's a fucking idiot, Jeff 我认为他是一个他妈的白痴，杰夫

I mean what kind of asshole 我的意思是什么样的混蛋

Can't find his way out of this maze? 无法找到自己的出路这个迷宫？

You gotta be a real dickbuffer 你必须是一个真正的dickbuffer

To wind up here in the first place 在此风在首位

Right you are Jimbo 你说对了神保

Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more 让我们观看大家伙他妈的一些

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

Alright ain't no need to fear 好吧，是不是没有必要担心

If there's a way out it's gotta be near 如果有一个出路，这得是近

Hey yo look a phone 嘿哟看手机

You still got one good arm so it's on 你还得到了一个不错的臂，它是在

Can you hear? Ah tongue in your ear 你能听见吗？阿舌头在你的耳朵

Drop it the phones got a life of it's own 砸手机有它自己的生命

Kiss me man hey come on 亲亲我的男人嘿嘿加油

Slip down the slide go faster 滑下滑得更快

Bed of nails, disaster 指甲床，灾害

Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door 退出尖叫哟，快点他妈的起来，打开门

   

[Shaggy 2 Dope] [沙吉2涂料]

Woods, trees you're outside 伍兹，你在外面的树木

Lots of places for creeps to hide 很多地方的小兵隐藏

Watch your step, AH, backdraft 注意脚下，啊，燃

Caught your foot and the ankles left 抓住你的脚和左脚踝

Creepin off with your stump 您的树桩情不自禁关闭

Feel something in the rump 感觉到什么东西在臀部

Hunters, yeah they gonna get you 猎人，是啊，他们会帮你

How does it feel bitch get the picture 那是什么感觉婊子得到的图片

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

Back indoors hey at last 回到室内嘿嘿最后

Look at your family behind the glass 看看你家的玻璃后面

They look weird, they're saying something 他们看起来奇怪，他们说什么

Listen up, "you've fucked up, you've fucked up" 听好了， “你搞砸了，你已经搞砸了”

Oh they're laughing and they're pointing at you 哦，他们笑了，他们指着你

At least you know what they're sayins true 至少你知道他们是怎么sayins真

It's one last door you made it home, or 这是最后一门，你家做，或

Or what? Once again it's on 还是什么？再一次的对

   

Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun 摩天轮和碰碰车的乐趣

But those rides just aren't for everyone 但是，这些游乐设施只是并不适合所有人

Bought my ticket I'm gonna have a run 买我的票，我要去有运行

In the maze (WHO!) 在迷宫（谁！ ）

If I don't come back or right away (Hey) 如果我不回来还是向右走（喂）

   

[Shaggy 2 Dope] [沙吉2涂料]

Hey man cut that shit 嗨，伙计切的那些事

What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man 什么他妈的男人，幸福的友好狗屎的人

Fuck that 他妈的说

It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man 它应该在这个婊子男人是太缺德

Turn that shit off 关闭那些歌关闭