"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning 在第6局下“而现在一头牛在蝙蝠

of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" 一个小联赛击中一个节距“

[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [棒球声音和牛铃响起，球被击中，击中牛]

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, “现在一头牛谁去跳伞的第一次，

and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" 并认为他的降落伞是不会打开的时候它finnally确实40英尺从地面“

[Plane sounds] [飞机声音]

[M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, [ M1 ： ]好吧牛，甚至不考虑自己跳，享受骑下来，

quit being a pansy and do it 别像三色堇和做

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Ripcord sounds] [撕裂绳声音]

[Cow:] Moo,mrr [牛： ]哞， MRR

[Parachute opens] [降落伞打开]

[Cow:] Moow [牛： ] Moow

[Thud] [轰的一声]

"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru “现在一头牛谁去鸡热drivethru

and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" 然后得到半路回家之前意识到他们忘了他的薯条“

[Cow opening paper bag] [牛打开纸袋]

[Cow:] Moo,moo [牛： ]哞，哞哞

[Car screeches, and turns back around] [汽车尖叫，又折返回来周围]

[Cow:] Mrr [牛： ] MRR

"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break “现在一头牛在获奖春假在bellyflop大赛一等奖

and then realises he can't swim" 然后意识到他不会游泳“

[Cow walking towards pool, big splash] [牛迎面池，鲤鱼跃龙门]

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Crowd cheering] [围观欢呼]

[Cow:] Mrr,mrr [牛： ] MRR ， MRR

[Underwater moo] [水中哞]

"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, “现在俱乐部得到一个舞蹈在一个优雅的脱衣舞俱乐部，

when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" 当保镖注意到他没有任何鞋“

[F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you [F1 ： ]哦，宝贝，你喜欢它，当我和你一起跳舞

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that [F1 ： ]呃呃呃，你不能碰的

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl [蹦床： ]保持你的手离开的女孩

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [蹦床：嘿牛，你有你没有鞋子要离开

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[M2:] Hey watch it cow [ M2 ：嘿看它牛

"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle “现在一头牛打网球对农民臭豆腐大拇指阿巴克尔

when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" 当农民做一个明显的坏电话“

[Tennis ball being hit] [网球球被击中]

[Farmer:] That was out [农民： ]这是出

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out [农民： ]不要告诉我这是不是因为我看到它，这是出于

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out [农民： ]到至少3英尺那是多远，进来看看还有一个标记它的出

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out [农民： ]不要告诉是从旧球，这是这场球，这球出界了

[Cow:] Mrr [牛： ] MRR

[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle [农民： ]你不能从这个角度看

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is “现在一头牛临危一个电话，他认为是谁

from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" 从一个著名的演员，但他很快就发现这只是一个恶作剧“

[Phone rings, cow picks it up] [手机响了，牛把它捡起]

[Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow [农民： ]你好我可以和牛说话

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor [农民： ]你好，我是一个著名演员

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, [农民： ]呵呵，非常感谢你，

I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me 我想知道你是否愿意去和我一起吃饭

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations? [农民： ]我为什么不预约？

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name? [农民： ]为什么不让我告诉你我的真实姓名？

farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle 农民臭豆腐大拇指阿巴克尔

[Cow:] Mrr [牛： ] MRR

[Farmer:] Take that fatty [农民： ]取了脂肪

[Cow:] Mrr [牛： ] MRR

[Slams down phone] [大满贯下来电话]

"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" “现在一头牛得到他的报复农民臭豆腐大拇指阿巴克尔”

[Car sounds] [汽车声音]

[Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [农民： ]靠边停车，车辆拉至路边，我警告你最后一次。

[Car hits farmer] [汽车打农民]

[Farmer:] Oooh [农民： ]哦

[Cow:] Mooooooooooooo [牛： ] Mooooooooooooo