I was sitting in the classroom 我坐在教室

Trying to look intelligent 试图寻找智能

In case the teacher looked at me 如果老师看着我

She was long and she was lean 她很长，她是瘦

She's a middle-aged dream 她是一位中年梦想

And that lady means the whole world to me 而那位女士表示，整个世界给我

   

It's a natural achievement 这是一个自然的成就

Conquering my homework 征服我的功课

With her image pounding in my brain 随着她的形象在冲击我的大脑

She's an inspiration 她是一个灵感

For my graduation 对于我的毕业

And she helps to keep the classroom sane 她有助于保持清醒教室

   

Oh teacher I need you like a little child 哦，老师，我需要你就像一个小孩子

You got something in you to drive a schoolboy wild 你有东西在你开一个小学生野

You give me education in the lovesick blues 你给我的教育，在为情所困的蓝调

Help me get straight come out and say 帮我直接站出来说

Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, Teacher I need you 老师我，老师我，老师我，老师我需要你

   

I have to write a letter 我要写信

Tell about my feelings 给我的感受

Just to let her know the scene 只是为了让她知道现场

Focus my attention 集中我的注意力

On some further education 在一些继续教育

In connection with the birdies and the bees 与只小鸟和蜜蜂连接

   

So I'm sitting in the classroom 所以我坐在教室

I'm looking like a zombie 我看起来像一个僵尸

I'm waiting for the bell to ring 我在等待钟声敲响

I've got John Wayne stances 我有约翰·韦恩的立场

I've got Erroll Flynn advances 我有Erroll弗林进展

And it doesn't mean a doggoned thing 它并不意味着doggoned事