I dated Siamese twins 我约会连体婴儿

I slept with Bigfoot, too 我睡了大脚怪，太

Get me on Sally Jesse 让我对莎莉杰西

Put me on Donahue 把我放在多纳休

'Cause I wanna tell the world about it 因为我想告诉它世界

Right Now 现在

   

My dog's a narcoleptic 我的狗是一种发作性睡眠病

My mom's a circus freak 我的妈妈是一个马戏团的怪物

I gotta get a spot on 我要上得到一个点

Geraldo's show this week 杰拉尔的显示，本周

'Cause I wanna tell the world about it 因为我想告诉它世界

Right Now 现在

   

I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict 我只是一个厌食症codependant赌博成瘾

Stripper born without a chin 剥线钳天生没有下巴

And I'm only comfortable talking about it 而我只有舒适说说而已

When the whole wide world is listening in 当整个世界被监听

   

Talk Soup... Talk Soup 谈汤......汤讲座

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 听我说， （听我说）听我的， （听我说）听我说

   

My wife ran off with Elvis 我的妻子与猫王跑了

My boss shaved off my hair 我的老板剃去我的头发

I've got a thing for poodles 我已经得到了贵宾的事

And rubber underwear 橡胶内衣

And I wanna tell the world about it 我想告诉它世界

Right Now 现在

   

I had a close encounter 我有一个近距离接触

I never chew my food 我从来不嚼我的食物

I got eleven nose jobs 我得到了11隆鼻

I yodel in the nude í约德尔裸体

And I wanna tell the world about it 我想告诉它世界

Right Now 现在

   

I'm just a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi 我只是一个交叉穿着打扮酒鬼新纳粹

Porno star, as you may have guessed 色情明星，因为你可能已经猜到了

And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better 而且我真的会感觉更好了一大堆

If you let me get this thing off my chest 如果你让我得到这个东西在我胸口

   

Talk Soup... Talk Soup 谈汤......汤讲座

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 听我说， （听我说）听我的， （听我说）听我说

   

I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac 我只是你的平均精神分裂症的nymphomaniac

Albino go-go dancer, you see 白化，摇摆舞，你看

Nothin' so bad that I can't share it 什么也没那么坏，我不能分享

With a billion friends on national TV, whoa... 随着国家电视台上十亿的朋友，哇...

   

I have no genitalia 我没有生殖器

I sold my kids for cheese 我卖我的孩子们的奶酪

I love my blow up doll, so 我爱我的打击娃娃，所以

Bring out those cameras, please 带出的相机，请

'Cause I wanna tell the world about it 因为我想告诉它世界

Right Now 现在

   

Talk Soup... Talk Soup 谈汤......汤讲座

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 听我说， （听我说）听我的， （听我说）听我说

   

Talk Soup... Talk Soup 谈汤......汤讲座

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 听我说， （听我说）听我的， （听我说）听我说

   

Talk Soup... Talk Soup 谈汤......汤讲座

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 听我说， （听我说）听我的， （听我说）听我说

   

Talk Soup... Talk Soup 谈汤......汤讲座

Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me 听我说， （听我说）听我的， （听我说）听我说