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Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"? 你有没有读过伏尔泰的“老实人” ？

He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed 他说，鲜活的生命在尼山吓坏了速度

Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase 对他写的东西没有报价，但意译

Make it up as you go Keyser Soze 补回来，当您去的Keyser Soze

Highlights yes but don't underline 'em 亮点是的，但不强调时间

Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem 只是生活的N.O.W.像凯莱史坦

Life is like Marion Barry 人生就像马里恩·巴里

It's not all that it's cracked up to be 这还不是全部，它的吹捧是

Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes 像弗雷德桑福德当大人来过

Find the meaning of life is there is none 寻找生命的意义是没有的

It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day 这是24小时当你收工

Be Frank and say "I Did It My Way" 坦白地说：“我走自己的路”

Don't give a flying nun no don't give a Gidget 不要放弃飞尼姑没有不给Gidget

Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget 只要有更多的乐趣不是一个运转良好的侏儒

If life were picture perfect you could frame it 如果生活是完美的图片，你可以镜框

But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it 但是，世界是一个尿布所以让别人改变

   

Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone 生命是一个漫无目的的驱动器雅拿单

Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home 还不如享受骑，带回家的路很长

   

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All born equal unless you're Canadian 所有的人生而平等，除非你加

Then halfway through decay like Uranium 如铀，然后中途腐烂

You define what's death-defying 您可以定义什么是玩命

Get the most out of life or at the least die trying 得到最完美的生活，或者至少试图死亡

Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train? 你邪恶沃尔跳火车？

Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane? 或像老张起重机剪刀跑？

Have really good times doing really bad things 有很好的时间做的非常糟糕的事情

'Cause the show ain't over 'til the fat lady sings “原因的表演还没有结束，直到这个胖女人唱

Like Elton John with his candle in the wind 像埃尔顿·约翰和他在风中的蜡烛

It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him 很难吹灭火焰一样大，他

But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper 但是，我们都得到了汪滁嗯与死神

Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker 无论你是爱因斯坦无论你是烧杯

Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin' 死亡是一定的，因此绝对值得勾引

Don't expect a bright light no just curtains 不要指望一个明亮的光不只是窗帘

Life is like a penis most people don't know it 人生如阴茎大部分人不知道

But most people suck so they usually blow it 但大多数人吸所以他们通常会吹

   

Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone 生命是一个漫无目的的驱动器雅拿单

Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home 还不如享受骑带回家的路很长

   

Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone 生命是一个漫无目的的驱动器雅拿单

Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home 还不如享受骑带回家的路很长

   

That's enough! 这就够了！

I said that's enough! 我说够了！