Ladies and gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores its Sunday afternoon! 女士们，先生们下车舞池，并开始做你的工作了周日下午好！

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

It’s Sunday afternoon 这是星期天的下午

and there a few things that I have to do. 还有，我有一些事情要做。

And I’m gonna do ’em and I’m gonna do ’em 而我该怎么办时间，我该怎么办时间

[2x] [ 2倍]

   

First up, I gotta tidy up, 先上去，我得收拾一下，

my place is getting messy 我的地方越来越凌乱

haven’t cleaned it in a month 还没有清理它在一个月

I may be having friends over tomorrow night, 可能我有朋友在明天晚上，

It’s not confirmed but just in case 它没有得到证实，但以防万一

I’d like my place to look nice. 我想我的地方，好看。

   

Then I’ll go out to the grocery store 然后，我会去到杂货店

and get some more dish soap 多弄些洗洁精

I ran out a week ago 我跑了一个星期前

and I’ve been mixing it with water 我一直在混合，加水

just to make it last a little longer, 这只是为了维持久一点，

but now there’s really nothing left. 但现在没什么好说的离开了。

   

Then I’ll stop by at my parents’ to say hi 然后，我会在我父母打个招呼停止

and maybe have a cup of coffee and a piece of pie. 也许有一杯咖啡和一块馅饼。

And I’ll ask them how their week was… 我会问他们自己一周怎么回事...

“How was your week?” “你上周怎么了？ ”

And they’ll tell me how their week was… 他们会告诉我他们一周怎么回事...

“Pretty good.” “不错。 ”

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

Then I’ll head down to the mall 那我就低着头商场

pick up some black socks. 拿起一些黑袜子。

I don’t really need them 我并不需要他们

but I heard that they were half off. 但我听说他们是半价。

You can never have too many socks you know, 你永远不能拥有你知道的太多了袜子，

so that you can always throw away the ones with holes. 这样您就可以随时扔掉那些有孔。

   

Next up, take my dog out for a walk, 接下来，把我的狗出去散步，

he needs the exercise and at the same time I talk 他需要锻炼，并在同一时间，我谈

to the other people walking their dogs… 其他人走他们的狗...

“Hello” “你好”

I usually ask them questions about their dogs, 我通常会问他们自己的狗的问题，

“How old is he?” “他几岁了？ ”

   

Then I have to return this DVD of pornography 然后，我必须回到这张DVD色情

that my friend rented 我的朋友租来的

I swear to God that it wasn’t me… 我向上帝发誓，这不是我的......

“It’s not mine, I swear.” “这不是我的，我发誓。 ”

   

Alright fine, but it was the first time 好吧很好，但它是第一次

I am not the kind of guy that watches porn all the time… 我不认为手表色情无时无刻的那种人...

Alright fine I watch porn all the time. 好吧罚款我看色情片的所有时间。

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

I only have one thing left to do, 我只有一件事没有做，

and I’m not gonna do it in front of you. 而我不会做，在你的面前。

So I’m gonna end the song like this, 所以我要结束这首歌就是这样，

as I warm up my wrist… 我温暖了我的手腕......

   

“Dammit, I forgot to buy kleenex.” “该死的，我忘了买面巾纸。 ”