Sit back now 坐在返现

Let me tell you a tale 让我告诉你一个故事

Where justice does not prevail 在司法不占上风

   

About an ill-fated life 大约一个命运多舛的生活

So very full of strife 所以非常充满纷争

Where two wrongs do not make a right 当两个错误不能构成一个正确

   

So 所以，

   

When I was born 当我出生时

I did surely scorn 我也肯定不屑

My proud parent's name 我的父母感到骄傲的名字

Then their lives went down the drain 然后，他们的生活成为了泡影

Drove them insane 驱使他们疯狂

My birth was a curse 我的出生是一个诅咒

I bit the nurse 我咬了护士

Oh, but I love the worst 呵呵，不过我喜欢最差

   

I deserve to be slowly submersed 我应该慢慢地淹没

Dried out then laid in a hearse 干了再铺设在灵车

   

When I was two 当我两岁

I poured super glue 我倾注强力胶

Into my fathers hair 进入我父亲的头发

As he sat unaware 他坐在不知情

In his arm chair 在他的扶手椅

Much to his dismay 但令他沮丧

Had to cut it all away 不得不削减了这一切

Oh, but it felt great 呵呵，不过这感觉棒极了

   

I deserve to be cut and filleted 我应该进行切割和剔骨

Then tossed about in disarray 然后趁乱折腾

Until the pieces melt away 直到片融化

   

I am not a bad man 我不是一个坏男人

Even though I do bad things 即使我做坏事

Very bad things 非常糟糕的事情

Such horrible things 这种可怕的事情

But it's not quite what it seems 但是，这并不完全是想象的那样

(Not quite what he seems) （不太他看来）

Not quite what I seem 不完全是我似乎

   

Aw, hell 哦，见鬼

It's exactly what it seems 这也正是它似乎

   

When I was four 当我四岁

I'd wait by the door 我会等待在门口

With a knife in my hand 在我的手刀

And a most devious plan 和最狡猾的计划

It would be quite grand 这将是相当大

As the mail fell through the slot 作为邮件通过槽下滑

The sharp edge he got 他得到的锐利边缘

Oh, but I love the thought 呵呵，不过我喜欢思考

   

I deserve to be tied in a knot 我应该在一个结被捆绑

Broken bones and blood clots 骨折和积血

   

When I was six 当我六岁

I used to trick 我用欺骗

The next door neighbors son 隔壁邻居的儿子

In the woods we would run 在树林里，我们将运行

Time for fun 时间为乐趣

Hide and seek has a cost 躲猫猫是有成本的

He would be forever lost 他将永远失去

Oh, but I love to scoff 呵呵，不过我喜欢嘲笑

   

I deserve to have my head lopped off 我应该让我的头砍掉

Hidden and covered in moss 隐藏和覆盖在青苔

Until this memory's forgot 直到这个记忆的忘记

   

I am not a bad man 我不是一个坏男人

Even though I do bad things 即使我做坏事

Very bad things 非常糟糕的事情

Such horrible things 这种可怕的事情

But it's not quite what it seems 但是，这并不完全是想象的那样

(Not quite what he seems) （不太他看来）

Not quite what I seem 不完全是我似乎

   

Aw, hell 哦，见鬼

It's exactly what it seems 这也正是它似乎

   

When I was eight 当我八岁

I used to hate 我以前讨厌

The color of my house 我家的颜色

So as quite as a mouse 这样很鼠标

I burned it down 我烧下来

To the ground 到地面

When no one was around 当没有人在身边

Oh, but I love the sound 呵呵，不过我喜欢的声音

   

I deserve to be quickly put down 我应该要赶紧放下

Rotting six feet underground 腐烂6英尺地下

   

When I was ten 当我10

I used to pretend 我用假装

To drown in the sea 淹死在海中

'Til they'd come to rescue me 直到他们会来拯救我

Then preceed 然后preceed

To laugh in their face 笑在脸上

Such a disgrace 这样的耻辱

Oh, but I love the taste 呵呵，不过我喜欢的味道

   

I deserve to have my brains displaced 我应该有我的脑子流离失所

All over the fireplace 所有在壁炉

Until this life has been erased 直到此生已被删除

   

I am not a bad man 我不是一个坏男人

Even though I do bad things 即使我做坏事

Very bad things 非常糟糕的事情

Such horrible things 这种可怕的事情

But it's not quite what it seems 但是，这并不完全是想象的那样

(Not quite what he seems) （不太他看来）

Not quite what I seem 不完全是我似乎

   

Aw, hell 哦，见鬼

It's exactly what it seems 这也正是它似乎

   

When I was twelve 当我12

I used to delve 我曾经钻研

Into evil schemes 成邪恶的计划

Just to elicit screams 只是为了引起尖叫

Boost my self asteem 提高我的自我asteem

Pushed my sister down a well 把我姐姐在井下

She just fell 她只是下跌

Oh, but I love to dwell 呵呵，不过我喜欢住

   

I deserve to roast deep down in hell 我应该在地狱深处烤

Where no one can hear me yell 如果没有人能听到我的呼喊

   

When I was fourteen 当我14

Nothing much happened 没什么事

   

Well, there was that one time 嗯，有一个时间

   

I am not a bad man 我不是一个坏男人

Even though I do bad things 即使我做坏事

Very bad things 非常糟糕的事情

Such horrible things 这种可怕的事情

But it's not quite what it seems 但是，这并不完全是想象的那样

(Not quite what he seems) （不太他看来）

Not quite what I seem 不完全是我似乎

   

Aw, hell 哦，见鬼

It's exactly what it seems 这也正是它似乎

   

When I was sixteen 当我16

Life was frightening 生活是可怕的

My brother was quite dull 我哥哥是十分迟钝

So with laughter in my skull 因此，在笑声中我的头骨

Pushed him in a hole 推他在一个洞

Then buried him alive 再埋他活着

He barely survived 他勉强活了下来

Oh, but I love the cries 呵呵，不过我爱的呐喊

   

I deserve to be battered and fried 我活该被殴打和油炸

In an electric chair that's set on high 在电动椅子的位置高

   

Now that I'm eighteen 现在我18

I still hate things 我仍然讨厌的东西

From this padded cell I call my home 从这个单元格填充我称之为我的家

No friends, no phone 没有朋友，没有电话

No life to call my own 没有生命叫我自己

   

Here I will lie 在这里，我会说谎

Until the very day I die 直到那一天我死了

Until my blood begins to dry 直到我的血液开始干

And I return to the darkness from whence I came 我回到了黑暗从我从那里来

   

So 所以，

   

I am not a bad man 我不是一个坏男人

Even though I do bad things 即使我做坏事

Very bad things 非常糟糕的事情

Such horrible things 这种可怕的事情

But it's not quite what it seems 但是，这并不完全是想象的那样

Not quite what I seem 不完全是我似乎

   

Aw, hell 哦，见鬼

I’m exactly what I seem 我正是我似乎