You're a slob, it's such a bore, 你是个大懒虫，它是这样一个孔，

Your underwear strewn on the floor. 你的内衣散落在地板上。

   

And you're a packrat, most extreme, 而你是个packrat ，最极端的，

our house is full of magazines. 我们的房子是充满了杂志。

   

The toilet's broke, and yet I bet, 厕所的爆发，但我敢打赌，

his majesty ain't fixed it yet. 陛下不固定它。

   

You're one to talk, sleepyhead, 你是一个说话，贪睡，

and get your fat ass out of bed. ，让你的肥屁股从床上。

   

Oh but in the eyes of god, 哦，但在神的眼中，

We said our vows before the pews. 我们的长椅前，我们的誓言说。

"Not until death may we part" “直到死亡可能我们分开”

   

So until then I'm stuck with you. 所以，在那之前我只能和你。

   

You swore that you'd be true to me, 你发誓你会忠于我，

But gave be infidelity. 但给被不忠。

   

Why should I give a tinker's cuss? 为什么我应该给一个补锅匠的坏话？

She was your sister, what's the fuss? 她是你的妹妹，有什么大惊小怪的？

   

Well then, let's propose a truce. 那么，让我们提出一个停火协议。

What's good for gander is good for goose. 什么是好鹅好鹅。

   

Hey now that's different, you took to bed, 嘿，现在这是不同的，你拿了床，

My favorite dog and all my friends! 我最喜欢的狗和我所有的朋友们！

   

Oh but in the eyes of god, 哦，但在神的眼中，

We said our vows before the pews. 我们的长椅前，我们的誓言说。

"not until death may we part" “直到死亡可能我们分开”

So until then I'm stuck with you. 所以，在那之前我只能和你。

   

Oh but in the eyes of god, 哦，但在神的眼中，

We said our vows before the pews. 我们的长椅前，我们的誓言说。

"not until death may we part" “直到死亡可能我们分开”

   

This is my curse, I said "I do." 这是我的诅咒，我说：“我做的。 ”

Better or worse I'm stuck with you. 是好是坏我只能和你。

   

You poked my eye, I wear a patch. 你戳我的眼睛，我穿了一个补丁。

I should've given you one to match. 我已经给你一个匹配。

   

Did you forget, you forgot me back? 难道你忘了，你忘了我吗？

You chopped my thumb off with an axe. 你用斧头砍了我的拇指断。

   

You drowned my kittens one by one. 你淹没我的小猫一个接一个。

You looked like you were having fun. 你看起来像你的乐趣。

   

You stabbed my mother, in the chest 你捅我的母亲，在胸部

With a Korean bayonet! 与韩国人的刺刀！

   

Oh but in the eyes of god, 哦，但在神的眼中，

We said our vows before the pews. 我们的长椅前，我们的誓言说。

"Not until death may we part" “直到死亡可能我们分开”

So until then I'm stuck with you. 所以，在那之前我只能和你。

Oh but in the eyes of god, 哦，但在神的眼中，

We said our vows before the pews. 我们的长椅前，我们的誓言说。

"Not until death may we part" “直到死亡可能我们分开”

   

This is my curse, I said "I do." 这是我的诅咒，我说：“我做的。 ”

Lest you die first I'm stuck with you. 免得你先死，我卡住你。

   

And now I lie here in the grave. 现在我躺在这里的坟墓。

I pray to god my soul to save. 我祈求上帝，我的灵魂拯救。

And in the darkness of the tomb, 而且在墓的黑暗，

I'm glad I'm lying next to you. 我很高兴我躺在你旁边。

   

And as I lay here 6 feet down 当我躺在这里6英尺下来

My body buried under ground. 我的身体埋在地下。

In this dank, and dreary cold, 在这种潮湿，沉闷寒冷，

I'm just glad I'm not alone. 我只是很高兴我并不孤单。

   

Oh but in the eyes of god, 哦，但在神的眼中，

We said our vows before the pews. 我们的长椅前，我们的誓言说。

"Not until death may we part" “直到死亡可能我们分开”

So until then I'm stuck with you. 所以，在那之前我只能和你。

Oh but in the eyes of god, 哦，但在神的眼中，

We said our vows before the pews. 我们的长椅前，我们的誓言说。

"Not until death may we part" “直到死亡可能我们分开”

   

I'm not sad I said, "I do." 我不难过，我说， “我愿意。 ”

I'm just glad I was stuck with you. 我只是很高兴我被套牢你了。