[Theodore Bikel:] [西奥多·比凯尔： ]

This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. The entire cast is assembled here at the Centerville Recreational Facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attendance at this theater. This might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. It's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie, it's the kind of a song that people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you, yeah . . . Understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world! 这正如你可能已经猜到了，是电影的结尾。全体演员在这里聚集在森特维尔娱乐设施告别你，并表达感谢您出席这个剧院。这看起来老气一些的，但是我想加入这首歌。这是什么样的，你在电影的结尾得到一个感性的歌曲，这是一种人们可以唱，让你在观众的一首歌知道，我们真的很喜欢你，在乎你，是的。 。 。了解它是如何努力地笑，这些天，在世界上所有的可怕的问题！

   

Lord, have mercy on the people in England 主啊，可怜的人在英国

For the terrible food these people must eat 对于可怕的食物，这些人必须吃

(Errrr . . . excuse me) （ Errrr 。见谅）

And may the Lord have mercy on the fate of this movie 愿天主怜悯这部电影的命运

And God bless the mind of the man in the street 愿上帝保佑这个男人的心在街头

   

Help all the rednecks and the flatfoot policemen 帮助所有的农场工人和扁平足警察

Through the terrible functions they all must perform 通过可怕的职能都必须执行

God help the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos 愿上帝帮助WINOS的瘾君子，和变态

And every poor soul who's adrift in the storm. 又是谁的漂泊在暴风雨每个可怜的灵魂。

   

Help everybody, so they all get some action 帮助大家，让他们都得到一些动作

Some love on the weekend, some real satisfaction 有些爱在周末，一些真正满意

   

[Phyllis Bryn-Julson:] [菲利斯布林- Julson ： ]

A room and a meal 一个房间，一餐

And a garbage disposal 和垃圾处理

A lawn and a hose'll 草坪和hosell

Be strictly genteel 严格温雅

   

Reach out your hand to the girl in the dog book 伸出你的手的女孩在狗的书

The girl in the pig book, and the one with the horse 在猪的书的女孩，和一个与马

Make sure they keep all those businessmen happy 确保他们把所有的商人快乐

And the purple-lipped censors and the Germans of course 紫唇审查，当然还有德国

   

Help everybody, so they all get some action 帮助大家，让他们都得到一些动作

Some love on the weekend, some real satisfaction 有些爱在周末，一些真正满意

   

A Swedish apparatus 瑞典的设备

With a hood and a bludgeon 与发动机罩和棍棒

With a microwave oven 用微波炉

"Honey, how do it feel?" “亲爱的，你怎么感觉？ ”

   

Lord, have mercy on the hippies and faggots 主啊，可怜的嬉皮士和柴

And the dykes and the weird little children they grow 和堤坝和他们成长的怪异小孩

   

Help the black man 帮助黑人

Help the poor man 帮助穷人

Help the milk man 帮人奶

Help the door man 帮助门人

Help the lonely, neglected old farts that I know 帮助孤独，被忽视的老屁，我知道

   

[Theodore Bikel:] [西奥多·比凯尔： ]

It's been swell havin' you with us tonight, folks! 它已经膨胀就吃您与我们今天晚上，乡亲们！

   

[Mark:] [标记： ]

But, don't leave the theater yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, Howard Kaylan, who's going to give us all a final closing benediction 但是，不要离开剧院呢，因为还是有更多的惊喜，但在此之前，我们下去了，我想向你介绍我的朋友和音乐副教授，霍华德Kaylan ，谁去给大家一个最终收盘祝福