Well I met this guy sometime last May 嗯，我遇到了这个人的某个去年五月

I heard he was hung and a machine gun lay 我听说他是红和机枪打下

But I musta been drunk, I musta been busy 但我一定是和喝醉了，我一定是和一直在忙

Musta been watchin' tapes of old MacGuyver or Richard Bey 一定是和一直在看着老MacGuyver或理查德·贝的带

   

IF ANYONE OBJECTS TO THIS MATRIMONY 如果有人反对这项姻缘

YOU BETTER BAG THE BAD TUX AND JUST RIDE MY PONY 你最好袋坏TUX ，只是骑小马

AND ALL YOU BAD FUCKS OUT THERE DON'T YOU TRY TO BONE ME 和所有你坏乱搞那里不试试骨ME

I ONLY WANTED A PIECE OF THAT FRIED BALONEY-ONEY 我只想要那油煎的胡扯， ONEY的一块

FIRST I DID SOME JUMPING JACKS AND I SAW IT IN HIS PANTS 首先，我做了一些玩玩，我看到在他的裤子

HE SAID "DAMN I LIKE YOUR RACK--I MEAN, YOU CAN REALLY DANCE!!!!" 他说， “妈的我喜欢你架 - 我是说，你真的可以DANCE ！！ ”

BY THE TIME I GOT TO THE RUNNING MAN I THOUGHT THAT HE MIGHT BE GETTING SOFT 到时候我到了跑步的人我以为他可能会得到软

THEN HE PICKED UP THE PHONE AND SAID "HEY! THE WEDDING'S OFF!!!" 然后，他拿起电话，说：“嘿！的婚庆公司的关！ ”

   

And so that guy I had just met last May 因此，这家伙我刚刚遇到了去年五月

He saw my cameltoe then canceled his wedding day 他看到我的cameltoe然后取消了他结婚的日子

In a leotard made of the finest gold lame 在做最好的黄金跛脚的连体衣

At his bachelor party guess who popped right outta the cake? 在他的单身派对猜猜我是谁杀出权失控的蛋糕？