Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down. 好吧好吧好吧亚勒安家定居下来定居下来。

   

If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101 如果你不知道你在哪里，这是统计101

and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby. 我是你的老师LYFE​​詹宁斯肉宝宝。

   

Books out. Let's go! 书出来。我们走吧！

   

[CHORUS] [合唱]

25% of all men are unstable 所有的人25 ％都是不稳定

25% of all men can't be faithful 所有的人25 ％不能忠实

30% of them don't mean what they say 其中30 ％的人不说话是算数

and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay 剩下的20的10％是同性恋

   

That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your mate 这使得你的曾经找到你的伴侣有10 ％的机会

That means you better pay attention to these words that I say 这意味着你更好地注意这些的话，我说的

I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90% 我要教你如何暴露的90 ％

and show you what to do to keep the other 10. 并告诉你该怎么做的，让其他10 。

   

RULE #1 规则＃ 1

Don't be a booty call 不要做一个性邀请

If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl 如果他不尊重你的女孩他坤忘记你的女孩

   

RULE #2 规则＃ 2

If he's in a relationship 如果他是在一个关系

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you 如果他会骗她，这意味着他会欺骗你

   

RULE #3 规则＃ 3

Tell him that you're celibate 告诉他，你是独身主义者

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it 如果他想要你的一些好吃的东西他坤不得不为它工作

   

RULE #4 规则＃ 4

Be the person you wanna find 是你想找到的人

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime 不要镍在这里追寻的一角钱

   

STATISTICS! 统计！

   

15% of all men got a complex 所有的人15 ％有一个复杂的

15% of all men don't practice safe sex 所有的人15 ％的人不采取安全性行为

20% of them come from homes without a father 其中20 ％来自家庭没有父亲

and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward 并有一个各占50％的机会，你会嫁给一个懦夫

   

Something to think about when you're taking a shower 一些思考，当你洗澡

Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water 的东西，当你喝瓶装水咽下

   

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90% 我要教你如何暴露的90 ％

and show you what to do to keep the other 10 并告诉你该怎么做的，让其他10

   

[REPEAT CHORUS] [重复合唱]

   

Be patient! He's waiting! 要有耐心！他等着！

You don't gotta settle for that 你没有得满足于

Leave what is past alone! 留下的是过去的一个人！

Get you a backbone! 让你的脊梁！

Stop being (sorry for) yourself! 不再是（对不起）吧！

   

Have you no checklist? 你有没有检查清单？

It's gonna take patience 这会需要耐心

Time is still wastin' 时间仍然是在浪费“

   

Don't be a booty call 不要做一个性邀请

If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl 如果他不尊重你的女孩他坤忘记你的女孩

   

If he's in a relationship 如果他是在一个关系

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you 如果他会骗她，这意味着他会欺骗你

   

Tell him that you're celibate 告诉他，你是独身主义者

and if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it. 如果他想要你的一些好吃的东西他坤不得不为它工作。

   

Be the person you wanna find 是你想找到的人

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime. 不要镍在这里追寻的一毛钱。