9 o'clock class feels like five, asleep at three, so sleep deprived. 9点钟类感觉就像5 ，睡着了三个，所以睡眠剥夺。

STAT-60 satisfies 2C, the math GER, not the one for me. STAT -60满足2C ，数学GER ，不是我的唯一。

The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English. 中心极限定理？说英语。

The Sum of Squares? I don't need this. 平方和？我不需要这个。

But I'm positive, studying hard, gotta pass this, no holds barred. 但我敢肯定，勤奋学习，得通过这个，没有畅所欲言。

But essay due last Thursday man, Moby Dick I understand. 但由于作文上周四的男人，白鲸我明白了。

Up 'till five in the library, Meyer Lair, kind of scary. 截至“到五库，迈耶巢穴，那种可怕的。

Asleep at eight then up at ten, missed the lecture can't pretend, 睡着了八点，然后十点钟起床，错过了讲座不能假装，

I get the null hypothesis... on Tuesday's test, I was dissed. 我得到的零假设......上周二的测试中，我dissed 。

   

[CHORUS] [合唱]

Got STAT-60 on my mind, 得到的STAT- 60在我心中，

In my notes and in my rhymes. 在我的笔记，并在我的童谣。

Chi-squared values all the time, 卡方值的时候，

Easy quarter? Not this time. 容易季度？不是这个时候。

   

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated, Professor Thomas? 为什么你必须去把事情这么复杂，托马斯教授？

Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated, but you taught this: 决不是永远膨胀测验分数等级，而是你传授的：

You get involved in radio, work really hard, get your own show. 您涉足无线，工作真的很辛苦，让自己的表演。

But whoops, you slip, and play a track, uncensored as matter of fact. 但是，哎呦，你滑，并播放曲目，未经审查的事实问题。

The FCC gets on your back, the station manager says it's whack. 美国联邦通信委员会沾在你的背部，该站经理说，这是乱作一团。

The probability that you•ll loose your show on 90.1? 1.0. 您•会失去你的节目上90.1的概率是多少？ 1.0 。

Let's say that you're late for class, racing down peddling fast. 比方说，你上课迟到，比赛下来兜售快。

You live in A, class is at B, integrate time and velocity. 你生活在一个类是B，整合的时间和速度。

The probability that you'll crash your bike, 你会崩溃的自行车的概率，

In White Plaza on the way to Psych, .34 on your cell phone, .85 if you hit a cone. 在白色广场的道路上精极度紧张， 0.34你的手机， 0.85如果你打一个锥形。

   

[REPEAT CHORUS] [重复合唱]

   

Let's say you meet this hot sophomore, she likes you, you can't ignore 比方说，你符合这个炎热的大二学生，她喜欢你，你不能忽视

X the months that you date, P the probability that it's great. X上你的约会个月，P ，这是伟大的概率。

You break up but you still kiss, you're not discrete it's continuous. 你打破了，但你还是吻，你不是离散它是连续的。

Late night hook ups nebulous, thin line friendship no big fuss. 深夜钩UPS模糊不清，细线的友谊没有大做文章。

Weekly sessions on the phone, made the right choice, you're on your own. 在手机上每周会议，做出了正确的选择，你是你自己的。

Good to be single all alone, degrees of freedom you can't clone. 好的是单一的独自一人，自由度，你无法克隆。

But calculate E of X, you're at a party you see your ex, 但是，计算的X E，你在你看到你的前一个聚会，

The probability that your heart breaks in 2 你的心脏在2突破的概率

She's with someone new and it's not you. 她有新的人，这不是你的。

   

[REPEAT CHORUS] [重复合唱]

   

S-T-A-T sixty, baby. S- T- A-T 60 ，宝贝。

S-T-A-T sixty, baby. S- T- A-T 60 ，宝贝。

S-T-A-T sixty, baby. S- T- A-T 60 ，宝贝。

S-T-A-T sixty. S- T- A-T 60 。

   

I'm going to pass this class, so... you know. 我要通过这个类，所以......你懂的。