I send pictures through the mail 我是通过电子邮件发送照片

Well documented and very detailed 有据可查的，非常详细

To politicians and big celebrities, 政治家和大名人，

But none of them are believing in me 但他们都不是我的信任

And I await their response 我等待他们的答复

Some send none, most send cops 有人送无，最给警察

But man it's a dire situation 但是人这是一个可怕的情况

And I will risk the public humiliation 我会冒险当众羞辱

   

Sleestak lightning on my trail 我的足迹Sleestak闪电

It's a dire situation, they are on my trail 这是一个可怕的情况，他们对我的足迹

   

West Virginia has its Moth Man, 西弗吉尼亚州有它的蛾人，

Pan handlers' got their Skunk Ape. 潘处理程序“得到了他们的臭鼬猿。

But I have a tazer and night vision goggles, 但我有一个tazer和夜视镜，

Costco rolls of black duct tape. 好市多推出的黑色胶带。

It's got red eyes, it's got razor claws, 它有红色的眼睛，它有利刃的爪子，

It's got green skin, no it ain't a meth-head. 它有绿色的皮肤，没有它是不是甲头。

And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically, 并研究其行为，客观和批判之后，

I believe I have a reliable method. 我相信，我有一个可靠的方法。