I starred in every high school play í出演每一个高中打球

Blew every drama teacher away 自爆每戏剧老师走

I graduated first in my class at Juilliard 我毕业前在我的课，在茱莉亚音乐学院

Took every acting workshop I could 抓住每一个表演工作坊我可以

And I dreamed of Hollywood 我梦见好莱坞

While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard 虽然我读我的歌哈根和研究的吟游诗人

   

Hit the boards and paid my dues 打板并支付我的会费

And got phenomenal rave reviews 并得到了惊人的好评如潮

I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt 我知道世界是会爱我，毫无疑问

I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone 我确信塔伦蒂诺会叫我的手机上

Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone 安妮·莱博维茨会拍我的滚石

But the years have come and gone 但几年来来去去

And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out 我很抱歉地说，是没有办法的办法，这一切都摸索出

   

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride 我在丛林巡航骑当导游

Skipper Dan is the name 队长丹的名字

And I'm doin' 34 shows every day 而我上来的34显示每天

And every time it's the same 每次都是一样的

Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears 看看那些河马，他们wigglin “他们的耳朵

Just like they've done for the last 50 years 就像他们已经在过去的50年一样

Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside 现在我嘲笑在我自己的笑话，但我哭泣“中

Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride 因为我日夜不停的在丛林巡航搭

   

Oh, the critics, they used to say 呵呵，批评，他们常说

I was the new Olivier 我是新奥利维尔

Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes 以为我是圣丹斯或者是戛纳电影节的烤面包

Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me 胡，但也懒得试着IMDB我

The only place you might possibly see me 你有可能会看到我的唯一的地方

Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland 是坐车各地探险我的小船

It ain't exactly what I planned 这不正是我计划

   

But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride 不过，我在丛林巡航乘坐导游

Skipper Dan is the name 队长丹的名字

And I'm doin 34 shows every day 而我上来34显示每天

And every time it's the same 每次都是一样的

I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow" 我会杀了，如果我一直在“速度犁”

But what's the difference, that's all behind me now 但有什么区别，这是所有我身后现在

Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride 因为我婚前“房租，我swallowin我的骄傲

And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride 而且我日夜不停的在丛林巡航搭

   

I should be there on Broadway 我应该在那里百老汇

Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men" 敲入 EM死在“ 12怒汉”

But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes 而是我在这里在告诉这些蹩脚的笑话

Again and again and again and again and again and again and again 一遍又一遍又一遍又一遍又一遍

   

Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet! 孟加拉虎能跳超过20英尺！

That's an African bull elephant... 这是一个非洲公象...

And there it is, the backside of water! 它就在那里，水的背面！

What have I done with my life?! 我有什么用我的生命做？

   

I shoulda listened when my grandfather said 当我爷爷说我早该听

"Why don't you major in business instead?" “为什么在企业你不重大的呢？ ”

Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died 现在，我的希望都消失了，我的梦想都死了

And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride 我可能会永远努力为在丛林巡航骑当导游

Skipper Dan is the name 队长丹的名字

And I'm doin' 34 shows every day 而我上来的34显示每天

And every time it's the same 每次都是一样的

Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears 看看那些河马，他们wigglin自己的耳朵

Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears 有人拍我，因为我闲得发慌

Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied 总是说我会出名......我想，我撒谎了

Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride 因为我日夜不停的在丛林巡航搭

I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride 我还在日夜不停的在丛林巡航搭