[telephone rings] [电话铃响]

I'll be up in a few! Hello? 我会在几个！喂？

Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man. 嘿，希德，它的亚历克斯。只是在呼唤祝雅生日快乐，伙计。

Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you 亚历克斯，亚历克斯，谢谢你，谢谢你，谢谢你，谢谢你

for remembering, thank you. 对于记忆，谢谢。

My pleasure. Did you do anything fun today? 我的荣幸。你做任何事情，今天开心吗？

Nothing special. Amy made lasagna, we had cake, the kids 没什么特别的。艾米做千层面，我们有蛋糕，孩子们

gave me a tie and some socks, terrific. 给我一条领带和一些袜子，太棒了。

That's awesome, man. Hey, I got a gift comin your way too. I 这是真棒，伙计。嘿，我得到了一份礼物科曼自己的方式了。 í

Fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow. Fedex'ed它，就应该probly得到它的明天。

[Gasp] Thank you, thank you, Alex, thank you. What is it? [喘气]谢谢你，谢谢你，亚历克斯，谢谢。它是什么？

It's pretty cool. You'll see tomorrow. 这实在是太酷了。你会看到明天。

Aww, come on, give me a hint at least. Can I ride it? Can 噢，拜托，至少给我一个提示。我可以坐吗？可以

I eat it? 我吃了吗？

Nope. 不。

Can I fuck it? 我他妈的呢？

Ahaha, no. Ahaha ，没有。

Can it fuck me? 它可以他妈的我吗？

No. 号

Is it hairy? Is it something I can shave? 它是毛茸茸的？有什么事情我可以刮胡子？

No. 号

Can it blow me? 它可以打击我？

No.... 没有....

Is it something I can blow? 有什么事情我可以吹？

No... 不...

Can I fuck it? 我他妈的呢？

You already asked me that... 你已经问我说...

If I take it apart, are there individual parts that I can fuck? 如果我把它拆开，是我可以他妈的有个别地方？

I don't think so... 我不这么认为......

Fair enough... If I sit on it for a while, will I cum? 很公平......如果我坐了一段时间，我将暨？

Noooo.... NOOOO ....

Is it something Amy can strap on and fuck me with? 有什么事情可以艾米背带上他妈的给我？

Sid! No! 希德！不！

If I get jizz all over it, will it be ruined? 如果我每次妳站在了这一切，将它毁了？

I think... 我认为...

Does it sweat? 是否出汗？

Noo... 野应...

Is it something that can be used like... a pussy? 有什么事情可以像...一猫？

That's just another way of asking if you can fuck it... 这是询问是否可以他妈的它只是另一种方式...

My bad... Does it get big if you touch it? 是我不好......请问，如果你触摸它弄大？

No... 不...

Does it get hard if you touch it? 是否得到硬，如果你触摸它？

Nooo... 阳镇...

If my Amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad? 如果我的艾米抓住我吹吧，她会发疯？

Look, you can't blow it, man, we already talked about that... 你看，你不能吹了，男人，我们已经谈过这个问题...

Right, okay... let's say I'm stranded on a desert island with 没错，好吧......让我们说我被困在一个荒岛上与

just this item... am I getting a rim job? 只是这个项目......我收到的轮辋的工作吗？

NO! 不！

Can I fuck it? 我他妈的呢？

NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster! 不，这是一个烤面包机，男人，一个烤面包机！

Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact, two people can fuck it at the 哦！这样我就可以他妈的呢？其实，两个人可以在他妈的

same time! Alex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster 同一时间！亚历克斯，雅想过来，他妈的我的烤面包机

this weekend? 这个周末？

Don't mind if i doo doo.... 请不要介意我斗斗....

Hahaha, oh, Alex 哈哈哈，呵呵，亚历克斯

Hahaha, oh, Sid... 哈哈哈，呵呵，希德...